FINNEGANS WAKE

James Joyce

 

Book I

chapter 6

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    So?
    Who do you no tonigh, lazy and gentleman?
    The echo is where in the back of the wodes; callhim forth!
    (Shaun Mac Irewick, briefdragger, for the concern of Messrs
Jhon Jhamieson and Song, rated one hundrick and thin per
storehundred on this nightly quisquiquock of the twelve apos-
trophes, set by Jockit Mic Ereweak. He misunderstruck and aim
for am ollo of number three of them and left his free natural ri-
postes to four of them in their own fine artful disorder.)
    1. What secondtonone myther rector and maximost bridges-
maker was the first to rise taller through his beanstale than the
bluegum buaboababbaun or the giganteous Wellingtonia Sequoia;
went nudiboots with trouters into a liffeyette when she was
barely in her tricklies; was well known to claud a conciliation
cap onto the esker of his hooth; sports a chainganger's albert
solemenly over his hullender's epulence; thought he weighed a
new ton when there felled his first lapapple; gave the heinous-
ness of choice to everyknight betwixt yesterdicks and twomaries;
had sevenal successivecoloured serebanmaids on the same big
white drawringroam horthrug; is a Willbeforce to this hour at
house as he was in heather; pumped the catholick wartrey and
shocked the prodestung boyne; killed his own hungery self in
anger as a young man; found fodder for five when allmarken
rose goflooded; with Hirish tutores Cornish made easy; voucher

of rotables, toll of the road; bred manyheaded stepsons for one
leapyourown taughter; is too funny for a fish and has too much
outside for an insect; like a heptagon crystal emprisoms trues and
fauss for us; is infinite swell in unfitting induments; once was he
shovelled and once was he arsoned and once was he inundered
and she hung him out billbailey; has a quadrant in his tile to tell
Toler cad a'clog it is; offers chances to Long on but stands up
to Legge before; found coal at the end of his harrow and moss-
roses behind the seams; made a fort out of his postern and wrote
F.E.R.T. on his buckler; is escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts
of houdingplaces; if he outharrods against barkers, to the shool-
bred he acts whiteley; was evacuated at the mere appearance of
three germhuns and twice besieged by a sweep; from zoomor-
phology to omnianimalism he is brooched by the spin of a coin;
towers, an eddistoon amid the lampless, casting swannbeams on
the deep; threatens thunder upon malefactors and sends whispers
up fraufrau's froufrous; when Dook Hookbackcrook upsits his
ass booseworthies jeer and junket but they boos him oos and baas
his aas when he lukes like Hunkett Plunkett; by sosannsos and
search a party on a lady of this city; business, reading news-
paper, smoking cigar, arranging tumblers on table, eating meals,
pleasure, etcetera, etcetera, pleasure, eating meals, arranging tum-
blers on table, smoking cigar, reading newspaper, business;
minerals, wash and brush up, local views, juju toffee, comic and
birthdays cards; those were the days and he was their hero; pink
sunset shower, red clay cloud, sorrow of Sahara, oxhide on Iren;
arraigned and attainted, listed and lited, pleaded and proved;
catches his check at banck of Indgangd and endurses his doom at
chapel exit; brain of the franks, hand of the christian, tongue of
the north; commands to dinner and calls the bluff; has a block at
Morgen's and a hatache all the afternunch; plays gehamerat when
he's ernst but misses mausey when he's lustyg; walked as far as
the Head where he sat in state as the Rump; shows Early Eng-
lish tracemarks and a marigold window with manigilt lights, a
myrioscope, two remarkable piscines and three wellworthseeing
ambries; arches all portcullised and his nave dates from dots; is

a horologe unstoppable and the Benn of all bells; fuit, isst and
herit and though he's mildewstaned he's mouldystoned; is a quer-
cuss in the forest but plane member for Megalopolis; mountun-
mighty, faunonfleetfoot; plank in our platform, blank in our
scouturn; hidal, in carucates he is enumerated, hold as an earl,
he counts; shipshaped phrase of buglooking words with a form
like the easing moments of a graminivorous; to our dooms
brought he law, our manoirs he made his vill of; was an over-
grind to the underground and acqueduced for fierythroats; sends
boys in socks acoughawhooping when he lets farth his carbon-
oxside and silk stockings show her shapings when he looses hose
on hers; stocks dry puder for the Ill people and pinkun's pellets
for all the Pale; gave his mundyfoot to Miserius, her pinch to
Anna Livia, that superfine pigtail to Cerisia Cerosia and quid
rides to Titius, Caius and Sempronius; made the man who had
no notion of shopkeepers feel he'd rather play the duke than play
the gentleman; shot two queans and shook three caskles when
he won his game of dwarfs; fumes inwards like a strombolist till
he smokes at both ends; manmote, befier of him, womankind,
pietad!; shows one white drift of snow among the gorsegrowth
of his crown and a chaperon of repentance on that which shed
gore; pause and quies, triple bill; went by metro for the polis and
then hoved by; to the finders, hail! woa, you that seek!; whom
fillth had plenished, dearth devoured; hock is leading, cocoa comes
next, emery tries for the flag; can dance the O'Bruin's polerpasse
at Noolahn to his own orchistruss accompaniment; took place
before the internatural convention of catholic midwives and
found stead before the congress for the study of endonational
calamities; makes a delictuous entrée and finishes off the course
between sweets and savouries; flouts for forecasts, flairs for finds
and the fun of the fray on the fairground; cleared out three hun-
dred sixty five idles to set up one all khalassal for henwives hoping
to have males; the flawhoolagh, the grasping one, the kindler of
paschal fire; forbids us our trespassers as we forgate him; the
phoenix be his pyre, the cineres his sire!; piles big pelium on
little ossas like the pilluls of hirculeads; has an eatupus complex

and a drinkthedregs kink; wurstmeats for chumps and cowcar-
lows for scullions; when he plies for our favour is very trolly
ours; two psychic espousals and three desertions; may be matter
of fact now but was futter of magd then; Cattermole Hill, ex-
mountain of flesh was reared up by stress and sank under strain;
tank it up, dank it up, tells the tailor to his tout; entoutcas for a
man, but bit a thimble for a maid; blimp, blump; a dud letter, a sing
a song a sylble; a byword, a sentence with surcease; while stands
his canyouseehim frails shall fall; was hatched at Cellbridge but
ejoculated abrood; as it gan in the biguinnengs so wound up in
a battle of Boss; Roderick, Roderick, Roderick, O, you've gone
the way of the Danes; variously catalogued, regularly regrouped;
a bushboys holoday, a quacker's mating, a wenches' sandbath;
the same homoheatherous checkinlossegg as when sollyeye airly
blew ye; real detonation but false report; spa mad but inn sane;
half emillian via bogus census but a no street hausmann when
allphannd; is the handiest of all andies and a most alleghant spot
to dump your hump; hands his secession to the new patricius but
plumps plebmatically for the bloody old centuries; eats with
doors open and ruts with gates closed; some dub him Rotshield
and more limn him Rockyfellow; shows he's fly to both demis-
fairs but thries to cover up his tracers; seven dovecotes cooclaim
to have been pigeonheim to this homer, Smerrnion, Rhoebok,
Kolonsreagh, Seapoint, Quayhowth, Ashtown, Ratheny; inde-
pendent of the lordship of chamberlain, acknowledging the rule
of Rome; we saw thy farm at Useful Prine, Domhnall, Domhnall;
reeks like Illbelpaese and looks like Iceland's ear; lodged at quot
places, lived through tot reigns; takes a szumbath for his weekend
and a wassarnap for his refreskment; after a good bout at stool-
ball enjoys Giroflee Giroflaa; what Nevermore missed and
Colombo found; believes in everyman his own goaldkeeper and
in Africa for the fullblacks; the arc of his drive was forty full
and his stumps were pulled at eighty; boasts him to the thick-in-
thews the oldest creater in Aryania and looks down on the Suiss
family Collesons whom he calls les nouvelles roches; though his
heart, soul and spirit turn to pharaoph times, his love, faith and

hope stick to futuerism; light leglifters cense him souriantes from
afore while boor browbenders curse him grommelants to his
hindmost; between youlasses and yeladst glimse of Even; the
Lug his peak has, the Luk his pile; drinks tharr and wodhar for
his asama and eats the unparishable sow to styve off reglar rack;
the beggars cloak them reclined about his paddystool, the whores
winken him as they walk their side; on Christienmas at Advent
Lodge, New Yealand, after a lenty illness the roeverand Mr
Easterling of pentecostitis, no followers by bequest, fanfare all
private; Gone Where Glory Waits Him (Ball, bulletist) but Not
Here Yet (Maxwell, clark); comminxed under articles but phoe-
nished a borgiess; from the vat on the bier through the burre in
the dark to the buttle of the bawn; is A1 an the highest but Roh
re his root; filled fanned of hackleberries whenas all was tuck
and toss up for him as a yangster to fall fou of hockinbechers
wherein he had gauged the use of raisin; ads aliments, das doles,
raps rustics, tams turmoil; sas seed enough for a semination but
sues skivvies on the sly; learned to speak from hand to mouth
till he could talk earish with his eyes shut; hacked his way through
hickheckhocks but hanged hishelp from there hereafters; rialtos,
annesleyg, binn and balls to say nothing atolk of New Comyn;
the gleam of the glow of the shine of the sun through the
dearth of the dirth on the blush of the brick of the viled ville of
Barnehulme has dust turned to brown; these dyed to tartan him,
rueroot, dulse, bracken, teasel, fuller's ash, sundew and cress;
long gunn but not for cotton; stood his sharp assault of famine
but grew girther, girther and girther; he has twenty four or so
cousins germinating in the United States of America and a
namesake with an initial difference in the once kingdom of
Poland; his first's a young rose and his second's French-
Egyptian and his whole means a slump at Christie's; forth of his
pierced part came the woman of his dreams, blood thicker then
water last trade overseas; buyshop of Glintylook, eorl of Hoed;
you and I are in him surrented by brwn bldns; Elin's flee
polt pelhaps but Hwang Chang evelytime; he one was your of
highbigpipey boys but fancy him as smoking fags his at time of

life; Mount of Mish, Mell of Moy; had two cardinal ventures and
three capitol sinks; has a peep in his pocketbook and a packet-
boat in his keep; B.V.H., B.L.G., P.P.M., T.D.S., V.B.D.,
T.C.H., L.O.N.; is Breakfates, Lunger, Diener and Souper; as
the streets were paved with cold he felt his topperairy; taught
himself skating and learned how to fall; distinctly dirty but rather
a dear; hoveth chieftains evrywehr, with morder; Ostman
Effendi, Serge Paddishaw; baases two mmany, outpriams al'
his parisites; first of the fenians, roi des fainéants; his Tiara of
scones was held unfillable till one Liam Fail felled him in West-
munster; was struck out of his sittem when he rowed saulely to
demask us and to our appauling predicament brought as plagues
from Buddapest; put a matchhead on an aspenstalk and set the
living a fire; speared the rod and spoiled the lightning; married
with cakes and repunked with pleasure; till he was buried how-
happy was he and he made the welkins ring with Up Micawber!;
god at the top of the staircase, carrion on the mat of straw;
the false hood of a spindler web chokes the cavemouth of his
unsightliness but the nestlings that liven his leafscreen sing him
a lover of arbuties; we strike hands over his bloodied warsheet
but we are pledged entirely to his green mantle; our friend
vikelegal, our swaran foi; under the four stones by his streams
who vanished the wassailbowl at the joy of shells; Mora and
Lora had a hill of a high time looking down on his confusion till
firm look in readiness, forward spear and the windfoot of curach
strewed the lakemist of Lego over the last of his fields; we
darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but we'll
fidhil to the dimtwinklers when the streamy morvenlight calls up
the sunbeam; his striped pantaloons, his rather strange walk;
hereditatis columna erecta, hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for
the nonce but crows cheerio when they get ecunemical; is a simul-
taneous equator of elimbinated integras when three upon one is
by inspection improper; has the most conical hodpiece of con-
fusianist heronim and that chuchuffuous chinchin of his is like
a footsey kungoloo around Taishantyland; he's as globeful as a
gasometer of lithium and luridity and he was thrice ten anular

years before he wallowed round Raggiant Circos; the cabalstone
at the coping of his cavin is a canine constant but only an amiri-
can could apparoxemete the apeupresiosity of his atlast's alonge-
ment; sticklered rights and lefts at Baddersdown in his hunt for
the boar trwth but made his end with the modareds that came
at him in Camlenstrete; a hunnibal in exhaustive conflict, an otho
to return; burning body to aiger air on melting mountain in
wooing wave; we go into him sleepy children, we come out of
him strucklers for life; he divested to save from the Mrs Drown-
ings their rival queens while Grimshaw, Bragshaw and Renshaw
made off with his storen clothes; taxed and rated, licensed and
ranted; his threefaced stonehead was found on a whitehorse hill
and the print of his costellous feet is seen in the goat's grass-
circle; pull the blind, toll the deaf and call dumb, lame and halty;
Miraculone, Monstrucceleen; led the upplaws at the Creation and
hissed a snake charmer off her stays; hounded become haunter,
hunter become fox; harrier, marrier, terrier, tav; Olaph the Ox-
man, Thorker the Tourable; you feel he is Vespasian yet you
think of him as Aurelius; whugamore, tradertory, socianist, com-
moniser; made a summer assault on our shores and begiddy got
his sands full; first he shot down Raglan Road and then he tore
up Marlborough Place; Cromlechheight and Crommalhill were
his farfamed feetrests when our lurch as lout let free into the
Lubar heloved; mareschalled his wardmotes and delimited the
main; netted before nibbling, can scarce turn a scale but, grossed
after meals, weighs a town in himself; Banba prayed for his con-
version, Beurla missed that grand old voice; a Colossus among
cabbages, the Melarancitrone of fruits; larger than life, doughtier
than death; Gran Turco, orege forment; lachsembulger, leperlean;
the sparkle of his genial fancy, the depth of his calm sagacity, the
clearness of his spotless honour, the flow of his boundless bene-
volence; our family furbear, our tribal tarnpike; quary was he
invincibled and cur was he burked; partitioned Irskaholm, united
Irishmen; he took a svig at his own methyr but she tested a bit
gorky and as for the salmon he was coming up in him all life
long; comm, eilerdich hecklebury and sawyer thee, warden;

silent as the bee in honey, stark as the breath on hauwck, Cos-
tello, Kinsella, Mahony, Moran, though you rope Amrique your
home ruler is Dan; figure right, he is hoisted by the scurve of
his shaggy neck, figure left, he is rationed in isobaric patties
among the crew; one asks was he poisoned, one thinks how much
did he leave; ex-gardener (Riesengebirger), fitted up with
planturous existencies would make Roseoogreedy (mite's) little
hose; taut sheets and scuppers awash but the oil silk mack Lieb-
sterpet micks his aquascutum; the enjoyment he took in kay
women, the employment he gave to gee men; sponsor to a squad
of piercers, ally to a host of rawlies; against lightning, explosion,
fire, earthquake, flood, whirlwind, burglary, third party, rot, loss
of cash, loss of credit, impact of vehicles; can rant as grave as
oxtail soup and chat as gay as a porto flippant; is unhesitent in
his unionism and yet a pigotted nationalist; Sylviacola is shy of
him, Matrosenhosens nose the joke; shows the sinews of peace in
his chest-o-wars; fiefeofhome, ninehundred and thirtunine years
of copyhold; is aldays open for polemypolity's sake when he's not
suntimes closed for the love of Janus; sucks life's eleaxir from
the pettipickles of the Jewess and ruoulls in sulks if any popeling
runs down the Huguenots; Boomaport, Walleslee, Ubermeerschall
Blowcher and Supercharger, Monsieur Ducrow, Mister Mudson,
master gardiner; to one he's just paunch and judex, to another
full of beans and brehons; hallucination, cauchman, ectoplasm;
passed for baabaa blacksheep till he grew white woo woo woolly;
was drummatoysed by Mac Milligan's daughter and put to music
by one shoebard; all fitzpatricks in his emirate remember him, the
boys of wetford hail him babu; indanified himself with boro tribute
and was schenkt publicly to brigstoll; was given the light in drey
orchafts and entumuled in threeplexes; his likeness is in Terrecuite
and he giveth rest to the rainbowed; lebriety, frothearnity and
quality; his reverse makes a virtue of necessity while his obverse
mars a mother by invention; beskilk his gunwale and he's the
second imperial, untie points, unhook tenters and he's lath and
plaster; calls upon Allthing when he fails to appeal to Eachovos;
basidens, ardree, kongsemma, rexregulorum; stood into Dee mouth,

then backed broadside on Baulacleeva; either eldorado or ultimate
thole; a kraal of fou feud fires, a crawl of five pubs; laid out lash-
ings of laveries to hunt down his family ancestors and then pled
double trouble or quick quits to hush the buckers up; threw peb-
blets for luck over one sodden shoulder and dragooned peoplades
armed to their teeth; pept as Gaudio Gambrinus, grim as Potter
the Grave; ace of arts, deuce of damimonds, trouble of clubs, fear
of spates; cumbrum, cumbrum, twiniceynurseys fore a drum but
tre to uno tips the scale; reeled the titleroll opposite a brace of
girdles in Silver on the Screen but was sequenced from the set
as Crookback by the even more titulars, Rick, Dave and Barry;
he can get on as early as the twentysecond of Mars but occasion-
ally he doesn't come off before Virgintiquinque Germinal; his In-
dian name is Hapapoosiesobjibway and his number in arithmo-
sophy is the stars of the plough; took weapon in the province of
the pike and let fling his line on Eelwick; moves in vicous cicles
yet remews the same; the drain rats bless his offals while the park
birds curse his floodlights; Portobello, Equadocta, Therecocta,
Percorello; he pours into the softclad shellborn the hard cash
earned in Watling Street; his birth proved accidental shows his
death its grave mistake; brought us giant ivy from the land of
younkers and bewitthered Apostolopolos with the gale of his gall;
while satisfied that soft youthful bright matchless girls should
bosom into fine silkclad joyous blooming young women is not
so pleased that heavy swearsome strongsmelling irregularshaped
men should blottout active handsome wellformed frankeyed boys;
herald hairyfair, alloaf the wheat; husband your aunt and endow
your nepos; hearken but hush it, screen him and see; time is,
an archbishopric, time was, a tradesmen's entrance; beckburn
brooked with wath, scale scarred by scow; his rainfall is a couple
of kneehighs while his meanst grass temperature marked three in
the shade; is the meltingpoint of snow and the bubblingplace of
alcohol; has a tussle with the trulls and then does himself justice;
hinted at in the eschatological chapters of Humphrey's Justesse
of the Jaypees
and hunted for by Theban recensors who sniff
there's something behind the Bug of the Deaf; the king was in

his cornerwall melking mark so murry, the queen was steep in
armbour feeling fain and furry, the mayds was midst the haw-
thorns shoeing up their hose, out pimps the back guards (pomp!)
and pump gun they goes; to all his foretellers he reared a stone
and for all his comethers he planted a tree; forty acres, sixty miles,
white stripe, red stripe, washes his fleet in annacrwatter; whou
missed a porter so whot shall he do for he wanted to sit for
Pimploco but they've caught him to stand for Sue?; Dutchlord,
Dutchlord, overawes us; Headmound, king and martyr, dunstung
in the Yeast, Pitre-le-Pore-in Petrin, Barth-the-Grete-by-the-
Exchange; he hestens towards dames troth and wedding hand
like the prince of Orange and Nassau while he has trinity left
behind him like Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly; brow of a hazel-
wood, pool in the dark; changes blowicks into bullocks and a
well of Artesia into a bird of Arabia; the handwriting on his
facewall, the cryptoconchoidsiphonostomata in his exprussians;
his birthspot lies beyond the herospont and his burialplot in the
pleasant little field; is the yldist kiosk on the pleninsula and the
unguest hostel in Saint Scholarland; walked many hundreds and
many score miles of streets and lit thousands in one nightlights
in hectares of windows; his great wide cloak lies on fifteen acres
and his little white horse decks by dozens our doors; O sorrow
the sail and woe the rudder that were set for Mairie Quai!; his
suns the huns, his dartars the tartars, are plenty here today; who
repulsed from his burst the bombolts of Ostenton and falchioned
each flash downsaduck in the deep; apersonal problem, a loca-
tive enigma; upright one, vehicule of arcanisation in the field,
lying chap, floodsupplier of celiculation through ebblanes; a part
of the whole as a port for a whale; Dear Hewitt Castello, Equerry,
were daylighted with our outing and are looking backwards to
unearly summers, from Rhoda Dundrums; is above the seedfruit
level and outside the leguminiferous zone; when older links lock
older hearts then he'll resemble she; can be built with glue and
clippings, scrawled or voided on a buttress; the night express
sings his story, the song of sparrownotes on his stave of wires;
he crawls with lice, he swarms with saggarts; is as quiet as a

mursque but can be as noisy as a sonogog; was Dilmun when his
date was palmy and Mudlin when his nut was cracked; suck up
the sease, lep laud at ease, one lip on his lap and one cushlin his
crease; his porter has a mighty grasp and his baxters the boon of
broadwhite; as far as wind dries and rain eats and sun turns
and water bounds he is exalted and depressed, assembled and
asundered; go away, we are deluded, come back, we are dis-
ghosted; bored the Ostrov, leapt the Inferus, swam the Mabbul
and flure the Moyle; like fat, like fatlike tallow, of greasefulness,
yea of dripping greasefulness; did not say to the old, old, did not
say to the scorbutic, scorbutic; he has founded a house, Uru,
a house he has founded to which he has assigned its fate; bears
a raaven geulant on a fjeld duiv; ruz the halo off his varlet when
he appeared to his shecook as Haycock, Emmet, Boaro, Toaro,
Osterich, Mangy and Skunk; pressed the beer of aled age out of
the nettles of rashness; put a roof on the lodge for Hymn and a
coq in his pot pro homo; was dapifer then pancircensor then
hortifex magnus; the topes that tippled on him, the types that
toppled off him; still starts our hares yet gates our goat; pocket-
book packetboat, gapman gunrun; the light of other days, dire
dreary darkness; our awful dad, Timour of Tortur; puzzling,
startling, shocking, nay, perturbing; went puffing from king's
brugh to new customs, doffing the gibbous off him to every
breach of all size; with Pa's new heft and Papa's new helve he's
Papapa's old cutlass Papapapa left us; when youngheaded old-
shouldered and middlishneck aged about; caller herring every-
daily, turgid tarpon overnight; see Loryon the comaleon that
changed endocrine history by loeven his loaf with forty bannucks;
she drove him dafe till he driv her blind up; the pigeons doves be
perchin all over him one day on Baslesbridge and the ravens duv
be pitchin their dark nets after him the next night behind Koenig-
stein's Arbour; tronf of the rep, comf of the priv, prosp of the
pub; his headwood it's ideal if his feet are bally clay; he crashed
in the hollow of the park, trees down, as he soared in the vaguum
of the phoenix, stones up; looks like a moultain boultter and
sounds like a rude word; the mountain view, some lumin pale

round a lamp of succar in boinyn water; three shots a puddy at
up blup saddle; made up to Miss MacCormack Ni Lacarthy who
made off with Darly Dermod, swank and swarthy; once diamond
cut garnet now dammat cuts groany; you might find him at the
Florence but watch our for him in Wynn's Hotel; theer's his
bow and wheer's his leaker and heer lays his bequiet hearse,
deep; Swed Albiony, likeliest villain of the place; Hennery Can-
terel — Cockran, eggotisters, limitated; we take our tays and
frees our fleas round sadurn's mounted foot; built the Lund's
kirk and destroyed the church's land; who guesse his title grabs
his deeds; fletch and prities, fash and chaps; artful Juke of Wilysly;
Hugglebelly's Funniral; Kukkuk Kallikak; heard in camera and
excruciated; boon when with benches billeted, bann if buckshot-
backshattered; heavengendered, chaosfoedted, earthborn; his
father presumptively ploughed it deep on overtime and his
mother as all evince must have travailled her fair share; a foot-
prinse on the Megacene, hetman unwhorsed by Searingsand;
honorary captain of the extemporised fire brigade, reported to
be friendly with the police; the door is still open; the old stock
collar is coming back; not forgetting the time you laughed at
Elder Charterhouse's duckwhite pants and the way you said the
whole township can see his hairy legs; by stealth of a kersse her
aulburntress abaft his nape she hung; when his kettle became a
hearthsculdus our thorstyites set their lymphyamphyre; his year-
letter concocted by masterhands of assays, his hallmark imposed
by the standard of wrought plate; a pair of pectorals and a triple-
screen to get a wind up; lights his pipe with a rosin tree and hires
a towhorse to haul his shoes; cures slavey's scurvy, breaks
barons boils; called to sell polosh and was found later in a bed-
room; has his seat of justice, his house of mercy, his corn o'copious
and his stacks a'rye; prospector, he had a rooksacht, retrospector,
he holds the holpenstake; won the freedom of new yoke for the
minds of jugoslaves; acts active, peddles in passivism and is a
gorgon of selfridgeousness; pours a laughsworth of his illforma-
tion over a larmsworth of salt; half heard the single maiden
speech La Belle spun to her Grand Mount and wholed a lifetime

by his ain fireside, wondering was it hebrew set to himmeltones
or the quicksilversong of qwaternions; his troubles may be over
but his doubles have still to come; the lobster pot that crabbed
our keel, the garden pet that spoiled our squeezed peas; he stands
in a lovely park, sea is not far, importunate towns of X, Y and
Z are easily over reached; is an excrescence to civilised humanity
and but a wart on Europe; wanamade singsigns to soundsense
an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid motts truly prural and
plusible; has excisively large rings and is uncustomarily perfumed;
lusteth ath he listeth the cleah whithpeh of a themise; is a prince
of the fingallian in a hiberniad of hoolies; has a hodge to wherry
him and a frenchy to curry him and a brabanson for his beeter and
a fritz at his switch; was waylaid of a parker and beschotten by a
buckeley; kicks lintils when he's cuppy and casts Jacob's arroroots,
dime after dime, to poor waifstrays on the perish; reads the charms
of H. C. Endersen all the weaks of his evenin and the crimes of
Ivaun the Taurrible every strongday morn; soaps you soft to your
face and slaps himself when he's badend; owns the bulgiest bung-
barrel that ever was tiptapped in the privace of the Mullingar
Inn; was born with a nuasilver tongue in his mouth and went
round the coast of Iron with his lift hand to the scene; raised but
two fingers and yet smelt it would day; for whom it is easier to
found a see in Ebblannah than for I or you to find a dubbeltye
in Dampsterdamp; to live with whom is a lifemayor and to know
whom a liberal education; was dipped in Hoily Olives and chrys-
med in Scent Otooles; hears cricket on the earth but annoys the
life out of predikants; still turns the durc's ear of Darius to the
now thoroughly infurioted one of God; made Man with juts
that jerk and minted money mong maney; likes a six acup pud-
ding when he's come whome sweetwhome; has come through all
the eras of livsadventure from moonshine and shampaying down
to clouts and pottled porter; woollem the farsed, hahnreich the
althe, charge the sackend, writchad the thord; if a mandrake
shricked to convultures at last surviving his birth the weibduck
will wail bitternly over the rotter's resurrection; loses weight in
the moon night but gird girder by the sundawn; with one touch

of nature set a veiled world agrin and went within a sheet of
tissuepaper of the option of three gaols; who could see at one
blick a saumon taken with a lance, hunters pursuing a doe, a
swallowship in full sail, a whyterobe lifting a host; faced flappery
like old King Cnut and turned his back like Cincinnatus; is a
farfar and morefar and a hoar father Nakedbucker in villas old as
new; squats aquart and cracks aquaint when it's flaggin in town
and on haven; blows whiskery around his summit but stehts
stout upon his footles; stutters fore he falls and goes mad entirely
when he's waked; is Timb to the pearly mom and Tomb to the
mourning night; and an he had the best bunbaked bricks in bould
Babylon for his pitching plays he'd be lost for the want of his
wan wubblin wall?
    Answer: Finn MacCool!
    2. Does your mutter know your mike?
    Answer: When I turn meoptics, from suchurban prospects,
'tis my filial's bosom, doth behold with pride, that pontificator,
and circumvallator, with his dam night garrulous, slipt by his
side. Ann alive, the lisp of her, 'twould grig mountains whisper
her, and the bergs of Iceland melt in waves of fire, and her spoon-
me-spondees, and her dirckle-me-ondenees, make the Rageous
Ossean, kneel and quaff a lyre! If Dann's dane, Ann's dirty, if
he's plane she's purty, if he's fane, she's flirty, with her auburnt
streams, and her coy cajoleries, and her dabblin drolleries, for to
rouse his rudderup, or to drench his dreams. If hot Hammurabi,
or cowld Clesiastes, could espy her pranklings, they'd burst
bounds agin, and renounce their ruings, and denounce their do-
ings, for river and iver, and a night. Amin!
    3. Which title is the true-to-type motto-in-lieu for that Tick
for Teac thatchment painted witt wheth one darkness, where
asnake is under clover and birds aprowl are in the rookeries and
a magda went to monkishouse and a riverpaard was spotted,
which is not Whichcroft Whorort not Ousterholm Dreyschluss
not Haraldsby, grocer, not Vatandcan, vintner, not Houseboat
and Hive not Knox-atta-Belle not O'Faynix Coalprince not
Wohn Squarr Roomyeck not Ebblawn Downes not Le Decer

Le Mieux not Benjamin's Lea not Tholomew's Whaddingtun
gnot Antwarp gnat Musca not Corry's not Weir's not the Arch
not The Smug not The Dotch House not The Uval nothing
Grand nothing Splendid (Grahot or Spletel) nayther Erat Est
Erit
noor Non michi sed luciphro?
    Answer: Thine obesity, O civilian, hits the felicitude of our
orb!
    4. What Irish capitol city (a dea o dea!) of two syllables and
six letters, with a deltic origin and a nuinous end, (ah dust oh
dust!) can boost of having a) the most extensive public park in
the world, b) the most expensive brewing industry in the world,
c) the most expansive peopling thoroughfare in the world, d) the
most phillohippuc theobibbous paùpulation in the word: and
harmonise your abecedeed responses?
    Answer: a) Delfas. And when ye'll hear the gould hommers
of my heart, my floxy loss, bingbanging again the ribs of yer
resistance and the tenderbolts of my rivets working to your
destraction ye'll be sheverin wi' all yer dinful sobs when we'll go
riding acope-acurly, you with yer orange garland and me with
my conny cordial, down the greaseways of rollicking into the
waters of wetted life. b) Dorhqk. And sure where can you have
such good old chimes anywhere, and leave you, as on the Mash
and how'tis I would be engaging you with my plovery soft ac-
cents and descanting upover the scene beunder me of your loose
vines in their hairafall with them two loving loofs braceleting the
slims of your ankles and your mouth's flower rose and sinking
ofter the soapstone of silvry speech. c) Nublid. Isha, why
wouldn't we be happy, avourneen, on the mills' money he'll
soon be leaving you as soon as I've my own owned brooklined
Georgian mansion's lawn to recruit upon by Doctor Cheek's
special orders and my copper's panful of soybeans and Irish in
my east hand and a James's Gate in my west, after all the errears
and erroriboose of combarative embottled history, and your
goodself churning over the newleaved butter (more power to
you), the choicest and the cheapest from Atlanta to Oconee,
while I'll be drowsing in the gaarden. d) Dalway. I hooked my

thoroughgoing trotty the first down Spanish Place, Mayo I make,
Tuam I take, Sligo's sleek but Galway's grace. Holy eel and
Sainted Salmon, chucking chub and ducking dace, Rodiron's not
your aequal! says she, leppin half the lane. abcd) A bell a bell on
Shalldoll Steepbell, ond be'll go massplon pristmoss speople,
Shand praise gon ness our fayst moan neople, our prame Shan-
deepen, pay name muy feepence, moy nay non Aequallllllll!
    5. Whad slags of a loughladd would retten smuttyflesks, empt-
out old mans, melk vitious geit, scareoff jackinjills fra tiddle
anding, smoothpick waste papish pastures, insides man outsiders
angell, sprink dirted water around village, newses, tobaggon and
sweeds, plain general kept, louden on the kirkpeal, foottreats
given to malafides, outshriek hyelp hyelf nor his hair efter
buggelawrs, might underhold three barnets, putzpolish crotty
bottes, nightcoover all fireglims, serve's time till baass, grind-
stone his kniveses, fullest boarded, lewd man of the method of
godliness, perchance he nieows and thans sits in the spoorwaggen,
X.W.C.A. on Z.W.C.U., Doorsteps, Limited, or Baywindaws
Bros swobber preferred. Walther Clausetter's and Sons with the
H. E. Chimneys' Company to not skreve, will, on advices, be
bacon or stable hand, must begripe fullstandingly irers' langurge,
jublander or northquain bigger prefurred, all duties, kine rights,
family fewd, outings fived, may get earnst, no get combitsch,
profusional drinklords to please obstain, he is fatherlow soun-
digged inmoodmined pershoon but aleconnerman, nay, that must
he isn't?
    Answer: Pore ole Joe!
    6. What means the saloon slogan Summon In The House-
sweep Dinah?
    Answer: Tok. Galory bit of the sales of Cloth nowand I have
to beeswax the bringing in all the claub of the porks to us how I
thawght I knew his stain on the flower if me ask and can could
speak and he called by me midden name Tik. I am your honey
honeysugger phwhtphwht tha Bay and who bruk the dandleass
and who seen the blackcullen jam for Tomorrha's big pickneck
I hope it'll pour prais the Climate of all Ireland I heard the

grackles and I skimming the crock on all your sangwidges fip-
pence per leg per drake. Tuk. And who eight the last of the goose-
bellies that was mowlding from measlest years and who leff that
there and who put that here and who let the kilkenny stale the
chump. Tek. And whowasit youwasit propped the pot in the
yard and whatinthe nameofsen lukeareyou rubbinthe sideofthe
flureofthe lobbywith. Shite! will you have a plateful? Tak.
    7. Who are those component partners of our societate, the
doorboy, the cleaner, the sojer, the crook, the squeezer, the loun-
ger, the curman, the tourabout, the mussroomsniffer, the bleaka-
blue tramp, the funpowtherplother, the christymansboxer, from
their prés salés and Donnybrook prater and Roebuck's campos
and the Ager Arountown and Crumglen's grassy but Kimmage's
champ and Ashtown fields and Cabra fields and Finglas fields
and Santry fields and the feels of Raheny and their fails and Bal-
doygle to them who are latecomers all the year's round by anti-
cipation, are the porters of the passions in virtue of retroratioci-
nation, and, contributting their conflingent controversies of
differentiation, unify their voxes in a vote of vaticination, who
crunch the crusts of comfort due to depredation, drain the mead
for misery to incur intoxication, condone every evil by practical
justification and condam any good to its own gratification, who
are ruled, roped, duped and driven by those numen daimons,
the feekeepers at their laws, nightly consternation, fortnightly
fornication, monthly miserecordation and omniannual recreation,
doyles when they deliberate but sullivans when they are
swordsed, Matey, Teddy, Simon, Jorn, Pedher, Andy, Barty,
Philly, Jamesy Mor and Tom, Matt and Jakes Mac Carty?
    Answer: The Morphios!
    8. And how war yore maggies?
    Answer: They war loving, they love laughing, they laugh
weeping, they weep smelling, they smell smiling, they smile hat-
ing, they hate thinking, they think feeling, they feel tempting,
they tempt daring, they dare waiting, they wait taking, they take
thanking, they thank seeking, as born for lorn in lore of love to
live and wive by wile and rile by rule of ruse 'reathed rose and

hose hol'd home, yeth cometh elope year, coach and four, Sweet
Peck-at-my-Heart picks one man more.
    9. Now, to be on anew and basking again in the panaroma of
all flores of speech, if a human being duly fatigued by his dayety
in the sooty, having plenxty off time on his gouty hands and va-
cants of space at his sleepish feet and as hapless behind the dreams
of accuracy as any camelot prince of dinmurk, were at this auc-
tual futule preteriting unstant, in the states of suspensive exani-
mation, accorded, throughout the eye of a noodle, with an ear-
sighted view of old hopeinhaven with all the ingredient and
egregiunt whights and ways to which in the curse of his persis-
tence the course of his tory will had been having recourses, the
reverberration of knotcracking awes, the reconjungation of
nodebinding ayes, the redissolusingness of mindmouldered ease
and the thereby hang of the Hoel of it, could such a none, whiles
even led comesilencers to comeliewithhers and till intempes-
tuous Nox should catch the gallicry and spot lucan's dawn, by-
hold at ones what is main and why tis twain, how one once
meet melts in tother wants poignings, the sap rising, the foles
falling, the nimb now nihilant round the girlyhead so becoming,
the wrestless in the womb, all the rivals to allsea, shakeagain, O
disaster! shakealose, Ah how starring! but Heng's got a bit
of Horsa's nose and Jeff's got the signs of Ham round his
mouth and the beau that spun beautiful pales as it palls, what
roserude and oragious grows gelb and greem, blue out the ind of
it! Violet's dyed! then what would that fargazer seem to seemself
to seem seeming of, dimm it all?
    Answer: A collideorscape!
    10. What bitter's love but yurning, what' sour lovemutch but
a bref burning till shee that drawes dothe smoake retourne?
    Answer: I know, pepette, of course, dear, but listen, precious!
Thanks, pette, those are lovely, pitounette, delicious! But mind
the wind, sweet! What exquisite hands you have, you angiol, if
you didn't gnaw your nails, isn't it a wonder you're not achamed
of me, you pig, you perfect little pigaleen! I'll nudge you in a
minute! I bet you use her best Perisian smear off her vanity table

to make them look so rosetop glowstop nostop. I know her.
Slight me, would she? For every got I care! Three creamings a
day, the first during her shower and wipe off with tissue. Then
after cleanup and of course before retiring. Beme shawl, when I
think of that espos of a Clancarbry, the foodbrawler, of the socia-
tionist party with hiss blackleaded chest, hello, Prendregast!
that you, Innkipper, and all his fourteen other fullback maulers
or hurling stars or whatever the dagos they are, baiting at my
Lord Ornery's, just becups they won the egg and spoon there
so ovally provencial at Balldole. My Eilish assent he seed makes
his admiracion. He is seeking an opening and means to be first
with me as his belle alliance. Andoo musnoo play zeloso! Soso
do todas. Such is Spanish. Stoop alittle closer, fealse! Delight-
some simply! Like Jolio and Romeune. I haven't fell so turkish
for ages and ages! Mine's me of squisious, the chocolate with
a soul. Extraordinary! Why, what are they all, the mucky lot
of them only? Sht! I wouldn't pay three hairpins for them. Peppt!
That's rights, hold it steady! Leg me pull. Pu! Come big to Iran.
Poo! What are you nudging for? No, I just thought you were.
Listen, loviest! Of course it was too kind of you, miser, to re-
member my sighs in shockings, my often expressed wish when
you were wandering about my trousseaurs and before I forget it
don't forget, in your extensions to my personality, when knotting
my remembrancetie, shoeweek will be trotting back with red
heels at the end of the moon but look what the fool bought
cabbage head and, as I shall answer to gracious heaven, I'll
always in always remind of snappy new girters, me being always
the one for charms with my very best in proud and gloving
even if he was to be vermillion miles my youth to live on,
the rubberend Mr Polkingtone, the quonian fleshmonger who
Mother Browne solicited me for unlawful converse with, with
her mug of October (a pots on it!), creaking around on his old
shanksaxle like a crosty old cornquake. Airman, waterwag, terrier,
blazer! I'm fine, thanks ever! Ha! O mind you poo tickly. Sall I
puhim in momou. Mummum. Funny spot to have a fingey! I'm
terribly sorry, I swear to you I am! May you never see me in my

birthday pelts seenso tutu and that her blanches mainges may rot
leprous off her whatever winking maggis I'll bet by your cut
you go fleurting after with all the glass on her and the jumps
in her stomewhere! Haha! I suspected she was! Sink her! May
they fire her for a barren ewe! So she says: Tay for thee? Well, I
saith: Angst so mush: and desired she might not take it amiss if I
esteemed her but an odd. If I did ate toughturf I'm not a mishy-
missy. Of course I know, pettest, you're so learningful and
considerate in yourself, so friend of vegetables, you long cold cat
you! Please by acquiester to meek my acquointance! Codling,
snakelet, iciclist! My diaper has more life to it! Who drowned
you in drears, man, or are you pillale with ink? Did a weep get
past the gates of your pride? My tread on the clover, sweetness?
Yes, the buttercups told me, hug me, damn it all, and I'll kiss
you back to life, my peachest. I mean to make you suffer,
meddlar, and I don't care this fig for contempt of courting.
That I chid you, sweet sir? You know I'm tender by my eye.
Can't you read by dazzling ones through me true? Bite my
laughters, drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark
and spill me swooning. I just don't care what my thwarters
think. Transname me loveliness, now and here me for all times!
I'd risk a policeman passing by, Magrath or even that beggar of
a boots at the Post. The flame? O, pardone! That was what?
Ah, did you speak, stuffstuff? More poestries from Chickspeer's
with gleechoreal music or a jaculation from the garden of the
soul. Of I be leib in the immoralities? O, you mean the strangle
for love and the sowiveall of the prettiest? Yep, we open hap
coseries in the home. And once upon a week I improve on myself
I'm so keen on that New Free Woman with novel inside. I'm
always as tickled as can be over Man in a Surplus by the Lady
who Pays the Rates. But I'm as pie as is possible. Let's root
out Brimstoker and give him the thrall of our lives. It's Dracula's
nightout. For creepsake don't make a flush! Draw the shades,
curfe you, and I'll beat any sonnamonk to love. Holy bug, how
my highness would jump to make you flame your halve a ban-
nan in two when I'd run my burning torchlight through (to adore

me there and then cease to be? Whatever for, blossoms?) Your
hairmejig if you had one. If I am laughing with you? No,
lovingest, I'm not so dying to take my rise out of you, adored.
Not in the very least. True as God made my Mamaw hiplength
modesty coatmawther! It's only because the rison is I'm only any
girl, you lovely fellow of my dreams, and because old somebooby
is not a roundabout, my trysting of the tulipies, like that puff
pape bucking Daveran assoiling us behinds. What a nerve!
He thinks that's what the vesprey's for. How vain's that hope in
cleric's heart Who still pursues th'adult' rous art, Cocksure that
rusty gown of his Will make fair Sue forget his phiz! Tame
Schwipps. Blessed Marguerite bosses, I hope they threw away
the mould or else we'll have Ballshossers and Sourdamapplers
with their medical assassiations all over the place. But hold hard
till I've got my latchkey vote and I'll teach him when to wear
what woman callours. On account of the gloss of the gleison
Hasaboobrawbees isabeaubel. And because, you pluckless lanka-
loot, I hate the very thought of the thought of you and because,
dearling, of course, adorest, I was always meant for an engin-
dear from the French college, to be musband, nomme d'engien,
when we do and contract with encho tencho solver when you
are married to reading and writing which pleasebusiness now
won't be long for he's so loopy on me and I'm so leapy like
since the day he carried me from the boat, my saviored of eroes,
to the beach and I left on his shoulder one fair hair to guide hand
and mind to its softness. Ever so sorry! I beg your pardon, I was
listening to every treasuried word I said fell from my dear mot's
tongue otherwise how could I see what you were thinking of
our granny? Only I wondered if I threw out my shaving water.
Anyway, here's my arm, pulletneck. Gracefully yours. Move your
mouth towards minth, more, preciousest, more on more! To
please me, treasure. Don't be a, I'm not going to! Sh! nothing!
A cricri somewhere! Buybuy! I'm fly! Hear, pippy, under the
limes. You know bigtree are all against gravstone. They hisshis-
tenency. Garnd ond mand! So chip chirp chirrup, cigolo, for the
lug of Migo! The little passdoor, I go you before, so, and you're

at my apron stage. Shy is him, dovey? Musforget there's an
audience. I have been lost, angel. Cuddle, ye divil ye! It's our
toot-a-toot. Hearhere! Sensation! Let them, their whole four
courtships! Let them, Bigbawl and his boosers' eleven makes
twelve territorials. The Old Sot's Hole that wants wide streets to
commission their noisense in, at the Mitchells v. Nicholls. Aves
Selvae Acquae Valles
! And my waiting twenty classbirds, sitting
on their stiles! Let me finger their eurhythmytic. And you'll see
if I'm selfthought. They're all of them out to please. Wait! In
the name of. And all the holly. And some the mistle and it Saint
Yves. Hoost! Ahem! There's Ada, Bett, Celia, Delia, Ena,
Fretta, Gilda, Hilda, Ita, Jess, Katty, Lou, (they make me cough
as sure as I read them) Mina, Nippa, Opsy, Poll, Queeniee, Ruth,
Saucy, Trix, Una, Vela, Wanda, Xenia, Yva, Zulma, Phoebe,
Thelma. And Mee! The reformatory boys is goaling in for the
church so we've all comefeast like the groupsuppers and caught
lipsolution from Anty Pravidance under penancies for myrtle
sins. When their bride was married all my belles began ti ting.
A ring a ring a rosaring! Then everyone will hear of it. Whoses
wishes is the farther to my thoughts. But I'll plant them a poser
for their nomanclatter. When they're out with the daynurse
doing Chaperon Mall. Bright pigeons all over the whirrld will
fly with my mistletoe message round their loveribboned necks
and a crumb of my cake for each chasta dieva. We keeps all and
sundry papers. In th' amourlight, O my darling! No, I swear to
you by Fibsburrow churchdome and Sainte Andrée's Under-
shift, by all I hold secret from my world and in my underworld
of nighties and naughties and all the other wonderwearlds!
Close your, notmust look! Now open, pet, your lips, pepette,
like I used my sweet parted lipsabuss with Dan Holohan of
facetious memory taught me after the flannel dance, with the
proof of love, up Smock Alley the first night he smelled pouder
and I coloured beneath my fan, pipetta mia, when you learned
me the linguo to melt. Whowham would have ears like ours,
the blackhaired! Do you like that, silenzioso? Are you enjoying,
this same little me, my life, my love? Why do you like my

whisping? Is it not divinely deluscious? But in't it bafforyou?
Misi misi! Tell me till my thrillme comes! I will not break the
seal. I am enjoying it still, I swear I am! Why do you prefer its
in these dark nets, if why may ask, my sweetykins? Sh sh! Long-
ears is flying. No, sweetissest, why would that ennoy me? But
don't! You want to be slap well slapped for that. Your delighted
lips, love, be careful! Mind my duvetyne dress above all! It's
golded silvy, the newest sextones with princess effect. For Rut-
land blue's got out of passion. So, so, my precious! O, I can see
the cost, chare! Don't tell me! Why, the boy in sheeps' lane
knows that. If I sell whose, dears? Was I sold here' tears? You
mean those conversation lozenges? How awful! The bold shame
of me! I wouldn't, chickens, not for all the juliettes in the twinkly
way! I could snap them when I see them winking at me in bed.
I didn't did so, my intended, or was going to or thinking of.
Shshsh! Don't start like that, you wretch! I thought ye knew all
and more, ye aucthor, to explique to ones the significat of their
exsystems with your nieu nivulon lead. It's only another queer
fish or other in Brinbrou's damned old trouchorous river again,
Gothewishegoths bless us and spare her! And gibos rest from the
bosso! Excuse me for swearing, love, I swear to the sorrasims on
their trons of Uian I didn't mean to by this alpin armlet! Did you
really never in all our cantalang lives speak clothse to a girl's
before? No! Not even to the charmermaid? How marfellows!
Of course I believe you, my own dear doting liest, when you
tell me. As I'd live to, O, I'd love to! Liss, liss! I muss whiss!
Never that ever or I can remember dearstreaming faces, you may
go through me! Never in all my whole white life of my match-
less and pair. Or ever for bitter be the frucht of this hour! With
my whiteness I thee woo and bind my silk breasths I thee bound!
Always, Amory, amor andmore! Till always, thou lovest!
Shshshsh! So long as the lucksmith. Laughs!
    11. If you met on the binge a poor acheseyeld from Ailing,
when the tune of his tremble shook shimmy on shin, while his
countrary raged in the weak of his wailing, like a rugilant pugi-
lant Lyon O'Lynn; if he maundered in misliness, plaining his

plight or, played fox and lice, pricking and dropping hips teeth,
or wringing his handcuffs for peace, the blind blighter, praying
Dieuf and Domb Nostrums foh thomethinks to eath; if he
weapt while he leapt and guffalled quith a quhimper, made cold
blood a blue mundy and no bones without flech, taking kiss,
kake or kick with a suck, sigh or simper, a diffle to larn and a
dibble to lech; if the fain shinner pegged you to shave his im-
martial, wee skillmustered shoul with his ooh, hoodoodoo! brok-
ing wind that to wiles, woemaid sin he was partial, we don't
think, Jones, we'd care to this evening, would you?
    Answer: No, blank ye! So you think I have impulsivism? Did
they tell you I am one of the fortysixths? And I suppose you
heard I had a wag on my ears? And I suppose they told you too
that my roll of life is not natural? But before proceeding to con-
clusively confute this begging question it would be far fitter for
you, if you dare! to hasitate to consult with and consequentially
attempt at my disposale of the same dime-cash problem elsewhere
naturalistically of course, from the blinkpoint of so eminent a
spatialist. From it you will here notice, Schott, upon my for the
first remarking you that the sophology of Bitchson while driven
as under by a purely dime-dime urge is not without his cashcash
characktericksticks, borrowed for its nonce ends from the fiery
goodmother Miss Fortune (who the lost time we had the pleasure
we have had our little recherché brush with, what, Schott?) and
as I further could have told you as brisk as your D.B.C. beha-
viouristically pailleté with a coat of homoid icing which is in
reality only a done by chance ridiculisation of the whoo-whoo
and where's hairs theorics of Winestain. To put it all the more
plumbsily. The speechform is a mere sorrogate. Whilst the qua-
lity and tality (I shall explex what you ought to mean by this with
its proper when and where and why and how in the subsequent
sentence) are alternativomentally harrogate and arrogate, as the
gates may be.
    Talis is a word often abused by many passims (I am working
out a quantum theory about it for it is really most tantumising
state of affairs). A pessim may frequent you to say: Have you been

seeing much of Talis and Talis those times? optimately meaning:
Will you put up at hree of irish? Or a ladyeater may perhaps have
casualised as you temptoed her à la sourdine: Of your plates? Is
Talis de Talis, the swordswallower, who is on at the Craterium
the same Talis von Talis, the penscrusher, no funk you! who runs
his duly mile? Or this is a perhaps cleaner example. At a recent
postvortex piece infustigation of a determinised case of chronic
spinosis an extension lecturer on The Ague who out of matter of
form was trying his seesers, Dr's Het Ubeleeft, borrowed the
question: Why's which Suchman's talis qualis? to whom, as a
fatter of macht, Dr Gedankje of Stoutgirth, who was wiping his
whistle, toarsely retoarted: While thou beast' one zoom of a
whorl! (Talis and Talis originally mean the same thing, hit it's:
Qualis.)
    Professor Loewy-Brueller (though as I shall promptly prove
his whole account of the Sennacherib as distinct from the Shal-
manesir sanitational reforms and of the Mr Skekels and Dr
Hydes problem in the same connection differs toto coelo from the
fruit of my own investigations — though the reason I went to
Jericho must remain for certain reasons a political secret —   
especially as I shall shortly be wanted in Cavantry, I congratulate
myself, for the same and other reasons — as being again hope-
lessly vitiated by what I have now resolved to call the dime and
cash diamond fallacy) in his talked off confession which recently
met with such a leonine uproar on its escape after its confinement
Why am I not born like a Gentileman and why am I now so speak-
able about my own eatables
(Feigenbaumblatt and Father, Juda-
pest, 5688, A.M.) whole-heartedly takes off his gabbercoat and
wig, honest draughty fellow, in his public interest, to make us
see how though, as he says: 'by Allswill' the inception and the
descent and the endswell of Man is temporarily wrapped in ob-
scenity, looking through at these accidents with the faroscope of
television, (this nightlife instrument needs still some subtrac-
tional betterment in the readjustment of the more refrangible
angles to the squeals of his hypothesis on the outer tin sides), I
can easily believe heartily in my own most spacious immensity

as my ownhouse and microbemost cosm when I am reassured by
ratio that the cube of my volumes is to the surfaces of their sub-
jects as the sphericity of these globes (I am very pressing for a
parliamentary motion this term which, under my guidance, would
establish the deleteriousness of decorousness in the morbidis-
ation of the modern mandaboutwoman type) is to the fera-
city of Fairynelly's vacuum. I need not anthrapologise for any
obintentional (I must here correct all that school of neoitalian or
paleoparisien schola of tinkers and spanglers who say I'm wrong
parcequeue out of revolscian from romanitis I want to be) down-
trodding on my foes. Professor Levi-Brullo, F.D. of Sexe-
Weiman-Eitelnaky finds, from experiments made by hinn with
his Nuremberg eggs in the one hands and the watches cunldron
apan the oven, though it is astensably a case of Ket's rebollions
cooling the Popes back, because the number of squeer faiths
in weekly circulation will not be appreciably augmented by the
notherslogging of my cupolar clods. What the romantic in rags
pines after like all tomtompions haunting crevices for a deadbeat
escupement and what het importunes our Mitleid for in accornish
with the Mortadarthella taradition is the poorest commonon-
guardiant waste of time. His everpresent toes are always in
retaliessian out throuth his overpast boots. Hear him squak!
Teek heet to that looswallawer how he bolo the bat! Tyro a
toray! When Mullocky won the couple of colds, when we were
stripping in number three, I would like the neat drop that would
malt in my mouth but I fail to see when (I am purposely refrain-
ing from expounding the obvious fallacy as to the specific
gravitates of the two deglutables implied nor to the lapses
lequou asousiated with the royal gorge through students of
mixed hydrostatics and pneumodipsics will after some difficulties
grapple away with my meinungs). Myrrdin aloer! as old Mar-
sellas Cambriannus puts his. But, on Professor Llewellys ap
Bryllars, F.D., Ph. Dr's showings, the plea, if he pleads,
is all posh and robbage on a melodeontic scale since his man's
when is no otherman's quandour (Mine, dank you?) while, for
aught I care for the contrary, the all is where in love as war and

the plane where me arts soar you'd aisy rouse a thunder from and
where I cling true'tis there I climb tree and where Innocent looks
best (pick!) there's holly in his ives.
    As my explanations here are probably above your understand-
ings, lattlebrattons, though as augmentatively uncomparisoned
as Cadwan, Cadwallon and Cadwalloner, I shall revert to a more
expletive method which I frequently use when I have to sermo
with muddlecrass pupils. Imagine for my purpose that you are a
squad of urchins, snifflynosed, goslingnecked, clothyheaded,
tangled in your lacings, tingled in your pants, etsitaraw etcicero.
And you, Bruno Nowlan, take your tongue out of your inkpot!
As none of you knows javanese I will give all my easyfree trans-
lation of the old fabulist's parable. Allaboy Minor, take your
head out of your satchel! Audi, Joe Peters! Exaudi facts!
    The Mookse and The Gripes.
    Gentes and laitymen, fullstoppers and semicolonials, hybreds
and lubberds!
    Eins within a space and a wearywide space it wast ere wohned
a Mookse. The onesomeness wast alltolonely, archunsitslike,
broady oval, and a Mookse he would a walking go (My hood!
cries Antony Romeo), so one grandsumer evening, after a great
morning and his good supper of gammon and spittish, having
flabelled his eyes, pilleoled his nostrils, vacticanated his ears and
palliumed his throats, he put on his impermeable, seized his im-
pugnable, harped on his crown and stepped out of his immobile
De Rure Albo (socolled becauld it was chalkfull of masterplasters
and had borgeously letout gardens strown with cascadas, pinta-
costecas, horthoducts and currycombs) and set off from Luds-
town a spasso to see how badness was badness in the weirdest of
all pensible ways.
    As he set off with his father's sword, his lancia spezzata, he was
girded on, and with that between his legs and his tarkeels, our
once in only Bragspear, he clanked, to my clinking, from veetoes
to threetop, every inch of an immortal.
    He had not walked over a pentiadpair of parsecs from his
azylium when at the turning of the Shinshone Lanteran near

Saint Bowery's-without-his-Walls he came (secunding to the one
one oneth of the propecies, Amnis Limina Permanent) upon the
most unconsciously boggylooking stream he ever locked his
eyes with. Out of the colliens it took a rise by daubing itself Ni-
non. It looked little and it smelt of brown and it thought in nar-
rows and it talked showshallow. And as it rinn it dribbled like any
lively purliteasy: My, my, my! Me and me! Little down dream
don't I love thee!

    And, I declare, what was there on the yonder bank of the
stream that would be a river, parched on a limb of the olum, bolt
downright, but the Gripes? And no doubt he was fit to be dried
for why had he not been having the juice of his times?
    His pips had been neatly all drowned on him; his polps were
charging odours every older minute; he was quickly for getting
the dresser's desdaign on the flyleaf of his frons; and he was
quietly for giving the bailiff's distrain on to the bulkside of his
cul de Pompe. In all his specious heavings, as be lived by Opti-
mus Maximus, the Mookse had never seen his Dubville brooder-
on-low so nigh to a pickle.
    Adrian (that was the Mookse now's assumptinome) stuccstill
phiz-á-phiz to the Gripes in an accessit of aurignacian. But All-
mookse must to Moodend much as Allrouts, austereways or
wastersways, in roaming run through Room. Hic sor a stone,
singularly illud, and on hoc stone Seter satt huc sate which it
filled quite poposterously and by acclammitation to its fullest
justotoryum and whereopum with his unfallable encyclicling
upom his alloilable, diupetriark of the wouest, and the athemyst-
sprinkled pederect he always walked with, Deusdedit, cheek by
jowel with his frisherman's blague, Bellua Triumphanes, his
everyway addedto wallat's collectium, for yea longer he lieved
yea broader he betaught of it, the fetter, the summe and the haul
it cost, he looked the first and last micahlike laicness of Quartus
the Fifth and Quintus the Sixth and Sixtus the Seventh giving
allnight sitting to Lio the Faultyfindth.
    — Good appetite us, sir Mookse! How do you do it? cheeped
the Gripes in a wherry whiggy maudelenian woice and the jack-

asses all within bawl laughed and brayed for his intentions for
they knew their sly toad lowry now. I am rarumominum blessed
to see you, my dear mouster. Will you not perhopes tell me
everything if you are pleased, sanity? All about aulne and lithial
and allsall allinall about awn and liseias? Ney?
    Think of it! O miserendissimest retempter! A Gripes!
   — Rats! bullowed the Mookse most telesphorously, the con-
cionator, and the sissymusses and the zozzymusses in their ro-
benhauses quailed to hear his tardeynois at all for you cannot
wake a silken nouse out of a hoarse oar. Blast yourself and your
anathomy infairioriboos! No, hang you for an animal rurale! I
am superbly in my supremest poncif! Abase you, baldyqueens!
Gather behind me, satraps! Rots!
   — I am till infinity obliged with you, bowed the Gripes, his
whine having gone to his palpruy head. I am still always having
a wish on all my extremities. By the watch, what is the time, pace?
    Figure it! The pining peever! To a Mookse!
    — Ask my index, mund my achilles, swell my obolum, wosh-
up my nase serene, answered the Mookse, rapidly by turning
clement, urban, eugenious and celestian in the formose of good
grogory humours. Quote awhore? That is quite about what I
came on my missions with my intentions laudibiliter to settle with
you, barbarousse. Let thor be orlog. Let Pauline be Irene. Let
you be Beeton. And let me be Los Angeles. Now measure your
length. Now estimate my capacity. Well, sour? Is this space of
our couple of hours too dimensional for you, temporiser? Will
you give you up? Como? Fuert it?
    Sancta Patientia! You should have heard the voice that an-
swered him! Culla vosellina.
    — I was just thinkling upon that, swees Mooksey, but, for all
the rime on my raisins, if I connow make my submission, I can-
nos give you up, the Gripes whimpered from nethermost of his
wanhope. Ishallassoboundbewilsothoutoosezit. My tumble, lou-
dy bullocker, is my own. My velicity is too fit in one stockend.
And my spetial inexshellsis the belowing things ab ove. But I
will never be abler to tell Your Honoriousness (here he near lost

his limb) though my corked father was bott a pseudowaiter,
whose o'cloak you ware.
    Incredible! Well, hear the inevitable.
   — Your temple, sus in cribro! Semperexcommunicambiambi-
sumers. Tugurios-in-Newrobe or Tukurias-in-Ashies. Novar-
ome, my creature, blievend bleives. My building space in lyonine
city is always to let to leonlike Men, the Mookse in a most con-
sistorous allocution pompifically with immediate jurisdiction
constantinently concludded (what a crammer for the shape-
wrucked Gripes!). And I regret to proclaim that it is out of my
temporal to help you from being killed by inchies, (what a
thrust!), as we first met each other newwhere so airly. (Poor
little sowsieved subsquashed Gripes! I begin to feel contemption
for him!). My side, thank decretals, is as safe as motherour's
houses, he continued, and I can seen from my holeydome what
it is to be wholly sane. Unionjok and be joined to yok! Parysis,
tu sais, crucycrooks, belongs to him who parises himself. And
there I must leave you subject for the pressing. I can prove that
against you, weight a momentum, mein goot enemy! or Cos-
pol's not our star. I bet you this dozen odd. This foluminous
dozen odd. Quas primas — but 'tis bitter to compote my know-
ledge's fructos of. Tomes.
    Elevating, to give peint to his blick, his jewelled pederect to
the allmysty cielung, he luckystruck blueild out of a few should-
be santillants, a cloister of starabouts over Maples, a lucciolys in
Teresa street and a stopsign before Sophy Barratt's, he gaddered
togodder the odds docence of his vellumes, gresk, letton and
russicruxian, onto the lapse of his prolegs, into umfullth one-
scuppered, and sat about his widerproof. He proved it well who-
onearth dry and drysick times, and vremiament, tu cesses, to the
extinction of Niklaus altogether (Niklaus Alopysius having been
the once Gripes's popwilled nimbum) by Neuclidius and In-
exagoras and Mumfsen and Thumpsem, by Orasmus and by
Amenius, by Anacletus the Jew and by Malachy the Augurer and
by the Cappon's collection and after that, with Cheekee's gela-
tine and Alldaybrandy's formolon, he reproved it ehrltogether

when not in that order sundering in some different order, alter
three thirty and a hundred times by the binomial dioram and
the penic walls and the ind, the Inklespill legends and the rure,
the rule of the hoop and the blessons of expedience and the jus,
the jugicants of Pontius Pilax and all the mummyscrips in Sick
Bokes' Juncroom and the Chapters for the Cunning of the Chap-
ters of the Conning Fox by Tail.
    While that Mooksius with preprocession and with propre-
cession, duplicitly and diplussedly, was promulgating ipsofacts
and sadcontras this raskolly Gripos he had allbust seceded in
monophysicking his illsobordunates. But asawfulas he had
caught his base semenoyous sarchnaktiers to combuccinate upon
the silipses of his aspillouts and the acheporeoozers of his haggy-
own pneumax to synerethetise with the breadchestviousness of
his sweeatovular ducose sofarfully the loggerthuds of his sakel-
laries were fond at variance with the synodals of his somepooliom
and his babskissed nepogreasymost got the hoof from his philio-
quus.
    — Efter thousand yaws, O Gripes con my sheepskins, yow
will be belined to the world, enscayed Mookse the pius.
    — Ofter thousand yores, amsered Gripes the gregary, be the
goat of MacHammud's, yours may be still, O Mookse, more
botheared.
    — Us shall be chosen as the first of the last by the electress of
Vale Hollow, obselved the Mookse nobily, for par the unicum
of Elelijiacks, Us am in Our stabulary and that is what Ruby and
Roby fall for, blissim.
    The Pills, the Nasal Wash (Yardly's), the Army Man Cut, as
british as bondstrict and as straightcut as when that broken-
arched traveller from Nuzuland . . .
    — Wee, cumfused the Gripes limply, shall not even be the
last of the first, wee hope, when oust are visitated by the Veiled
Horror. And, he added: Mee are relying entirely, see the forte-
thurd of Elissabed, on the weightiness of mear's breath. Puffut!
    Unsightbared embouscher, relentless foe to social and business
succes! (Hourihaleine) It might have been a happy evening but . . .

    And they viterberated each other, canis et coluber with the
wildest ever wielded since Tarriestinus lashed Pissasphaltium.
    — Unuchorn!
    — Ungulant!
    — Uvuloid!
    — Uskybeak!
    And bullfolly answered volleyball.
    Nuvoletta in her lightdress, spunn of sisteen shimmers, was
looking down on them, leaning over the bannistars and listening
all she childishly could. How she was brightened when Should-
rups in his glaubering hochskied his welkinstuck and how she
was overclused when Kneesknobs on his zwivvel was makeact-
ing such a paulse of himshelp! She was alone. All her nubied
companions were asleeping with the squirrels. Their mivver,
Mrs Moonan, was off in the Fuerst quarter scrubbing the back-
steps of Number 28. Fuvver, that Skand, he was up in Norwood's
sokaparlour, eating oceans of Voking's Blemish. Nuvoletta lis-
tened as she reflected herself, though the heavenly one with his
constellatria and his emanations stood between, and she tried all
she tried to make the Mookse look up at her (but he was fore too
adiaptotously farseeing) and to make the Gripes hear how coy
she could be (though he was much too schystimatically auricular
about his ens to heed her) but it was all mild's vapour moist. Not
even her feignt reflection, Nuvoluccia, could they toke their
gnoses off for their minds with intrepifide fate and bungless
curiasity, were conclaved with Heliogobbleus and Commodus
and Enobarbarus and whatever the coordinal dickens they did
as their damprauch of papyrs and buchstubs said. As if that was
their spiration! As if theirs could duiparate her queendim! As if
she would be third perty to search on search proceedings! She
tried all the winsome wonsome ways her four winds had taught
her. She tossed her sfumastelliacinous hair like la princesse de la
Petite Bretagne and she rounded her mignons arms like Mrs
Cornwallis-West and she smiled over herself like the beauty of
the image of the pose of the daughter of the queen of the Em-
perour of Irelande and she sighed after herself as were she born

to bride with Tristis Tristior Tristissimus. But, sweet madonine,
she might fair as well have carried her daisy's worth to Florida.
For the Mookse, a dogmad Accanite, were not amoosed and the
Gripes, a dubliboused Catalick, wis pinefully obliviscent.
    — I see, she sighed. There are menner.
    The siss of the whisp of the sigh of the softzing at the stir of
the ver grose O arundo of a long one in midias reeds: and shades
began to glidder along the banks, greepsing, greepsing, duusk
unto duusk, and it was as glooming as gloaming could be in the
waste of all peacable worlds. Metamnisia was allsoonome coloro-
form brune; citherior spiane an eaulande, innemorous and un-
numerose. The Mookse had a sound eyes right but he could not
all hear. The Gripes had light ears left yet he could but ill see.
He ceased. And he ceased, tung and trit, and it was neversoever
so dusk of both of them. But still Moo thought on the deeps of
the undths he would profoundth come the morrokse and still
Gri feeled of the scripes he would escipe if by grice he had luck
enoupes.
    Oh, how it was duusk! From Vallee Maraia to Grasyaplaina,
dormimust echo! Ah dew! Ah dew! It was so duusk that the
tears of night began to fall, first by ones and twos, then by threes
and fours, at last by fives and sixes of sevens, for the tired ones
were wecking, as we weep now with them. O! O! O! Par la
pluie!

    Then there came down to the thither bank a woman of no
appearance (I believe she was a Black with chills at her feet) and
she gathered up his hoariness the Mookse motamourfully where
he was spread and carried him away to her invisible dwelling,
thats hights, Aquila Rapax, for he was the holy sacred solem and
poshup spit of her boshop's apron. So you see the Mookse he
had reason as I knew and you knew and he knew all along. And
there came down to the hither bank a woman to all important
(though they say that she was comely, spite the cold in her heed)
and, for he was as like it as blow it to a hawker's hank, she
plucked down the Gripes, torn panicky autotone, in angeu from
his limb and cariad away its beotitubes with her to her unseen

shieling, it is, De Rore Coeli. And so the poor Gripes got wrong;
for that is always how a Gripes is, always was and always will be.
And it was never so thoughtful of either of them. And there were
left now an only elmtree and but a stone. Polled with pietrous,
Sierre but saule. O! Yes! And Nuvoletta, a lass.
    Then Nuvoletta reflected for the last time in her little long life
and she made up all her myriads of drifting minds in one. She
cancelled all her engauzements. She climbed over the bannistars;
she gave a childy cloudy cry: Nuée! Nuée! A lightdress fluttered.
She was gone. And into the river that had been a stream (for a
thousand of tears had gone eon her and come on her and she was
stout and struck on dancing and her muddied name was Missis-
liffi) there fell a tear, a singult tear, the loveliest of all tears (I
mean for those crylove fables fans who are 'keen' on the pretty-
pretty commonface sort of thing you meet by hopeharrods) for it
was a leaptear. But the river tripped on her by and by, lapping
as though her heart was brook: Why, why, why! Weh, O weh
I'se so silly to be flowing but I no canna stay!

    No applause, please! Bast! The romescot nattleshaker will go
round your circulation in diu dursus.
    Allaboy, Major, I'll take your reactions in another place after
themes. Nolan Browne, you may now leave the classroom. Joe
Peters, Fox.
    As I have now successfully explained to you my own natural-
born rations which are even in excise of my vaultybrain insure
me that I am a mouth's more deserving case by genius. I feel in
symbathos for my ever devoted friend and halfaloafonwashed,
Gnaccus Gnoccovitch. Darling gem! Darling smallfox! Horose-
shoew! I could love that man like my own ambo for being so
baileycliaver though he's a nawful curillass and I must slav to
methodiousness. I want him to go and live like a theabild in
charge of the night brigade on Tristan da Cunha, isle of man-
overboard, where he'll make Number 106 and be near Inacces-
sible. (The meeting of mahoganies, be the waves, rementious
me that this exposed sight though it pines for an umbrella of its
own and needs a shelter belt of the true service sort to keep its

boles clean, — the weeping beeches, Picea and Tillia, are in a
wild state about it — ought to be classified, as Cricketbutt Will-
owm and his two nurserymen advisers suggested, under genus
Inexhaustible when we refloat upon all the butternat, sweet gum
and manna ash redcedera which is so purvulent there as if there
was howthorns in Curraghchasa which ought to look as plane
as a lodgepole to anybody until we are introduced to that pine-
tacotta of Verney Rubeus where the deodarty is pinctured for us
in a pure stand, which we do not doubt ha has a habitat of doing,
but without those selfsownseedlings which are a species of proof
that the largest individual can occur at or in an olivetion such as
East Conna Hillock where it mixes with foolth accacians and
common sallies and is tender) Vux Populus, as we say in hickory-
hockery and I wish we had some more glasses of arbor vitae.
Why roat by the roadside or awn over alum pot? Alderman
Whitebeaver is dakyo. He ought to go away for a change of
ideas and he'd have a world of things to look back on. Do, sweet
Daniel! If I weren't a jones in myself I'd elect myself to be his
dolphin in the wildsbillow because he is such a barefooted rubber
with my supersocks pulled over his face which I publicked in
my bestback garden for the laetification of siderodromites and
to the irony of the stars. You will say it is most unenglish and
I shall hope to hear that you will not be wrong about it. But I
further, feeling a bit husky in my truths.
    Will you please come over and let us mooremoore murgessly
to each's other down below our vices. I am underheerd by old
billfaust. Wilsh is full of curks. The coolskittle is philip debli-
nite. Mr Wist is thereover beyeind the wantnot. Wilsh and wist
are as thick of thins udder as faust on the deblinite. Sgunoshooto
estas preter la tapizo malgranda. Lilegas al si en sia chambro.
Kelkefoje funcktas, kelkefoje srumpas Shultroj. Houdian Kiel vi
fartas, mia nigra sinjoro? And from the poignt of fun where I
am crying to arrive you at they are on allfore as foibleminded as
you can feel they are fablebodied.
    My heeders will recoil with a great leisure how at the out-
break before trespassing on the space question where even

michelangelines have fooled to dread I proved to mindself as to
your sotisfiction how his abject all through (the quickquid of Pro-
fessor Ciondolone's too frequently hypothecated Bettlermensch)
is nothing so much more than a mere cashdime however genteel
he may want ours, if we please (I am speaking to us in the second
person), for to this graded intellecktuals dime is cash and the
cash system (you must not be allowed to forget that this is all
contained, I mean the system, in the dogmarks of origen on
spurios) means that I cannot now have or nothave a piece of
cheeps in your pocket at the same time and with the same man-
ners as you can now nothalf or half the cheek apiece I've in mind
unless Burrus and Caseous have not or not have seemaultaneous-
ly sysentangled themselves, selldear to soldthere, once in the
dairy days of buy and buy.
    Burrus, let us like to imagine, is a genuine prime, the real
choice, full of natural greace, the mildest of milkstoffs yet un-
beaten as a risicide and, of course, obsoletely unadulterous
whereat Caseous is obversely the revise of him and in fact not an
ideal choose by any meals, though the betterman of the two is
meltingly addicted to the more casual side of the arrivaliste case
and, let me say it at once, as zealous over him as is passably he.
The seemsame home and histry seeks and hidepence which we
used to be reading for our prepurgatory, hot, Schott? till Duddy
shut the shopper op and Mutti, poor Mutti! brought us our poor
suppy, (ah who! eh how!) in Acetius and Oleosus and Sellius
Volatilis and Petrus Papricus! Our Old Party quite united round
the Slatbowel at Commons: Pfarrer Salamoss himself and that
sprog of a Pedersill and his Sprig of Thyme and a dozen of the
Murphybuds and a score and more of the hot young Capels and
Lettucia in her greensleeves and you too and me three, twinsome
bibs but hansome ates, like shakespill and eggs! But there's many
a split pretext bowl and jowl; and (snob screwing that cork,
Schott!) to understand this as well as you can, feeling how back-
ward you are in your down-to-the-ground benches, I have com-
pleted the following arrangement for the coarse use of stools and
if I don't make away with you I'm beyond Caesar outnullused.

    The older sisars (Tyrants, regicide is too good for you!) be-
come unbeurrable from age, (the compositor of the farce of
dustiny however makes a thunpledrum mistake by letting off this
pienofarte effect as his furst act as that is where the juke comes
in) having been sort-of-nineknived and chewly removed (this
soldier - author - batman for all his commontoryism is just
another of those souftsiezed bubbles who never quite got the
sandhurst out of his eyes so that the champaign he draws for us
is as flop as a plankrieg) the twinfreer types are billed to make
their reupprearance as the knew kneck and knife knickknots on
the deserted champ de bouteilles. (A most cursery reading into the
Persic-Uraliens hostery shows us how Fonnumagula picked
up that propper numen out of a colluction of prifixes though
to the permienting cannasure the Coucousien oafsprung of this
sun of a kuk is as sattin as there's a tub in Tobolosk) Ostiak
della Vogul Marina! But that I dannoy the fact of wanton to
weste point I could paint you to that butter (cheese it!) if you
had some wash. Mordvealive! Oh me none onsens! Why the
case is as inessive and impossive as kezom hands! Their inter-
locative is conprovocative just as every hazzy hates to having a
hazbane in her noze. Caseous may bethink himself a thought of
a caviller but Burrus has the reachly roundered head that goes
best with thofthinking defensive fideism. He has the lac of wis-
dom under every dent in his lofter while the other follow's
onni vesy milky indeedmymy. Laughing over the linnuts and
weeping off the uniun. He hisn't the hey og he lisn't the lug,
poohoo. And each night sim misses mand he winks he had the
semagen. It was aptly and corrigidly stated (and, it is royally
needless for one ex ungue Leonem to say by whom) that his
seeingscraft was that clarety as were the wholeborough of Poutres-
bourg to be averlaunched over him pitchbatch he could still make
out with his augstritch the green moat in Ireland's Eye. Let me
sell you the fulltroth of Burrus when he wore a younker. Here
it is, and chorming too, in six by sevens! A cleanly line, by the
gods! A king off duty and a jaw for ever! And what a cheery
ripe outlook, good help me Deus v Deus! If I were to speak

my ohole mouthful to arinam about it you should call me the
ormuzd aliment in your midst of faime. Eat ye up, heat ye up!
sings the somun in the salm. Butyrum et mel comedet ut sciat
reprobare malum et eligere bonum
. This, of course, also explains
why we were taught to play in the childhood: Der Haensli ist
ein Butterbrot, mein Butterbrot! Und Koebi iss dein Schtinkenkot!
Ja! Ja! Ja!

    This in fact, just to show you, is Caseous, the brutherscutch
or puir tyron: a hole or two, the highstinks aforefelt and anygo
prigging wurms. Cheesugh! you complain. And Hi Hi High
must say you are not Hoa Hoa Hoally in the wrong!
    Thus we cannot escape our likes and mislikes, exiles or am-
busheers, beggar and neighbour and — this is where the dime-
show advertisers advance the temporal relief plea — let us be
tolerant of antipathies. Nex quovis burro num fit mercaseus? I am
not hereby giving my final endorsement to the learned ignorants
of the Cusanus philosophism in which old Nicholas pegs it
down that the smarter the spin of the top the sounder the span
of the buttom (what the worthy old auberginiste ought to have
meant was: the more stolidly immobile in space appears to me
the bottom which is presented to use in time by the top primo-
mobilisk &c.). And I shall be misunderstord if understood to
give an unconditional sinequam to the heroicised furibouts of
the Nolanus theory, or, at any rate, of that substrate of apart
from hissheory where the Theophil swoors that on principial he
was the pointing start of his odiose by comparison and that whiles
eggs will fall cheapened all over the walled the Bure will be dear
on the Brie.
    Now, while I am not out now to be taken up as unintention-
ally recommending the Silkebjorg tyrondynamon machine for
the more economical helixtrolysis of these amboadipates until
I can find space to look into it myself a little more closely first
I shall go on with my decisions after having shown to you in
good time how both products of our social stomach (the excellent
Dr Burroman, I noticed by the way from his emended food
theory, has been carefully digesting the very wholesome criticism

I helped him to in my princeps edition which is all so munch
to the cud) are mutuearly polarised the incompatabilily of any
delusional acting as ambivalent to the fixation of his pivotism.
Positing, as above, too males pooles, the one the pictor of the
other and the omber the Skotia of the one, and looking want-
ingly around our undistributed middle between males we feel
we must waistfully woent a female to focus and on this stage
there pleasantly appears the cowrymaid M. whom we shall
often meet below who introduces herself upon us at some precise
hour which we shall again agree to call absolute zero or the
babbling pumpt of platinism. And so like that former son
of a kish who went up and out to found his farmer's ashes we
come down home gently on our own turnedabout asses to meet
Margareen.
    We now romp through a period of pure lyricism of shame-
bred music (technologically, let me say, the appetising entry of
this subject on a fool chest of vialds is plumply pudding the carp
before doevre hors) evidenced by such words in distress as I
cream for thee, Sweet Margareen
, and the more hopeful O Mar-
gareena! O Margareena! Still in the bowl is left a lump of gold!

(Correspondents, by the way, will keep on asking me what is the
correct garnish to serve drisheens with. Tansy Sauce. Enough).
The pawnbreaking pathos of the first of these shoddy pieces
reveals it as a Caseous effort. Burrus's bit is often used for a toast.
Criniculture can tell us very precisely indeed how and why this
particular streak of yellow silver first appeared on (not in) the
bowel, that is to see, the human head, bald, black, bronze, brown,
brindled, betteraved or blanchemanged where it might be use-
fully compared with an earwig on a fullbottom. I am offering
this to Signorina Cuticura and I intend to take it up and bring it
under the nosetice of Herr Harlene by way of diverting his
attentions. Of course the unskilled singer continues to pervert
our wiser ears by subordinating the space-element, that is to
sing, the aria, to the time-factor, which ought to be killed, ill
tempor
. I should advise any unborn singer who may still be
among my heeders to forget her temporal diaphragm at home

(the best thing that could happen to it!) and attack the roulade
with a swift colpo di glottide to the lug (though Maace I will
insist was reclined from overdoing this, his recovery often being
slow) and then, O! on the third dead beat, O! to cluse her eyes
and aiopen her oath and see what spice I may send her. How?
Cease thee, cantatrickee! I fain would be solo. Arouse thee, my
valour! And save for e'er my true Bdur!
    I shall have a word to say in a few yards about the acoustic
and orchidectural management of the tonehall but, as ours is a
vivarious where one plant's breaf is a lunger planner's byscent
and you may not care for argon, it will be very convenient for
me for the emolument to pursue Burrus and Caseous for a rung
or two up their isocelating biangle. Every admirer has seen my
goulache of Marge (she is so like the sister, you don't know, and
they both dress A L I K E !) which I titled The Very Picture of
a Needlesswoman
which in the presence ornates our national
cruetstand. This genre of portraiture of changes of mind in order
to be truly torse should evoke the bush soul of females so I am
leaving it to the experienced victim to complete the general
suggestion by the mental addition of a wallopy bound or, should
the zulugical zealot prefer it, a congorool teal. The hatboxes
which composed Rhomba, lady Trabezond (Marge in her ex-
celsis), also comprised the climactogram up which B and C may
fondly be imagined ascending and are suggestive of gentlemen's
spring modes, these modes carrying us back to the superimposed
claylayers of eocene and pleastoseen formation and the gradual
morphological changes in our body politic which Professor
Ebahi-Ahuri of Philadespoinis (Ill) — whose bluebutterbust I
have just given his coupe de grass to — neatly names a boîte à
surprises
. The boxes, if I may break the subject gently, are worth
about fourpence pourbox but I am inventing a more patent pro-
cess, foolproof and pryperfect (I should like to ask that Shedlock
Homes person who is out for removing the roofs of our criminal
classics by what deductio ad domunum he hopes de tacto to detect
anything unless he happens of himself, movibile tectu, to have a
slade off) after which they can be reduced to a fragment of their

true crust by even the youngest of Margees if she will take plase
to be seated and smile if I please.
    Now there can be no question about it either that I having
done as much, have quite got the size of that demilitery young
female (we will continue to call her Marge) whose types may be
met with in any public garden, wearing a very "dressy" affair,
known as an "ethel" of instep length and with a real fur, reduced
to 3/9, and muffin cap to tone (they are "angelskin" this fall),
ostentatiously hemming apologetically over the shirtness of
some "sweet" garment, when she is not sitting on all the free
benches avidously reading about "it" but ovidently on the look
out for "him" or so "thrilled" about the best dressed dolly pram
and beautiful elbow competition or at the movies swallowing
sobs and blowing bixed mixcuits over "childe" chaplain's "latest"
or on the verge of the gutter with some bobbedhair brieffrocked
babyma's toddler (the Smythe-Smythes now keep TWO domes-
tics and aspire to THREE male ones, a shover, a butlegger and
a sectary) held hostage at armslength, teaching His Infant
Majesty how to make waters worse.
    (I am closely watching Master Pules, as I have regions to sus-
pect from my post that her "little man" is a secondary school-
teacher under the boards of education, a voted disciple of Infan-
tulus who is being utilised thus publicly by the seducente infanta
to conceal her own more mascular personality by flaunting
frivolish finery over men's inside clothes, for the femininny of
that totamulier will always lack the musculink of a verumvirum.
My solotions for the proper parturience of matres and the edu-
cation of micturious mites must stand over from the moment till
I tackle this tickler hussy for occupying my uttentions.)
    Margareena she's very fond of Burrus but, alick and alack!
she velly fond of chee. (The important influence exercised on
everything by this eastasian import has not been till now fully
flavoured though we can comfortably taste it in this case. I shall
come back for a little more say farther on.) A cleopatrician in
her own right she at once complicates the position while Burrus
and Caseous are contending for her misstery by implicating her-

self with an elusive Antonius, a wop who would appear to hug
a personal interest in refined chees of all chades at the same time
as he wags an antomine art of being rude like the boor. This
Antonius-Burrus-Caseous grouptriad may be said to equate
the qualis equivalent with the older socalled talis on talis one
just as quantly as in the hyperchemical economantarchy the tan-
tum ergons irruminate the quantum urge so that eggs is to whey
as whay is to zeed like your golfchild's abe boob caddy. And this
is why any simple philadolphus of a fool you like to dress, an
athemisthued lowtownian, exlegged phatrisight, may be awfully
green to one side of him and fruitfully blue on the other which
will not screen him however from appealing to my gropesarch-
ing eyes, through the strongholes of my acropoll, as a boosted
blasted bleating blatant bloaten blasphorus blesphorous idiot
who kennot tail a bomb from a painapple when he steals one
and wannot psing his psalmen with the cong in our gregational
pompoms with the canting crew.
    No! Topsman to your Tarpeia! This thing, Mister Abby, is
nefand. (And, taking off soutstuffs and alkalike matters, I hope
we can kill time to reach the salt because there's some forceglass
neutric assets bittering in the soldpewter for you to plump your
pottage in). The thundering legion has stormed Olymp that
it end. Twelve tabular times till now have I edicted it. Merus
Genius to Careous Caseous! Moriture, te salutat! My phemous
themis race is run, so let Demoncracy take the highmost! (Abra-
ham Tripier. Those old diligences are quite out of date. Read
next answer). I'll beat you so lon. (Bigtempered. Why not take
direct action. See previous reply). My unchanging Word is sacred.
The word is my Wife, to exponse and expound, to vend and to
velnerate, and may the curlews crown our nuptias! Till Breath
us depart! Wamen. Beware would you change with my years. Be
as young as your grandmother! The ring man in the rong shop
but the rite words by the rote order! Ubi lingua nuncupassit, ibi
fas! Adversus hostem semper sac!
She that will not feel my ful-
moon let her peel to thee as the hoyden and the impudent! That
mon that hoth no moses in his sole nor is not awed by conquists

of word's law, who never with humself was fed and leaves
his soil to lave his head, when his hope's in his highlows from
whisking his woe, if he came to my preach, a proud pursebroken
ranger, when the heavens were welling the spite of their spout,
to beg for a bite in our bark Noisdanger, would meself and Mac
Jeffet, four-in-hand, foot him out? — ay! — were he my own
breastbrother, my doubled withd love and my singlebiassed hate,
were we bread by the same fire and signed with the same salt,
had we tapped from the same master and robbed the same till,
were we tucked in the one bed and bit by the one flea, homo-
gallant and hemycapnoise, bum and dingo, jack by churl, though
it broke my heart to pray it, still I'd fear I'd hate to say!
    12. Sacer esto?
    Answer: Semus sumus!

 

 

how do you do? - common phrase used in inquiring as to a person's health + FDV: So? How Who do you no to now nigh, lazy and gentleman?

wode = void; wood + woda (Polish) - water + FDV: The answer echo is where in the balk back of the wodes, callhim forth call himforth.

Brieftrager (ger) - postman + briefdrager (Dutch) - letter carrier.

concern - a business organization; a business, a firm

John Jameson and Son + REFERENCE

rate - to reckon, calculate, to estimate the worth or value of

sto (Serbian) - hundred; table + stor (Danish) - large, great + great hundred, long hundred - 120 + one hundred and ten percent + a score of one hundred and ten is perfect for final examinations in Italian universities, there being eleven examiners (i.e. ten points each) → if he got one hundred and ten on twelve questions at ten points each, this means he missed one.

quis - who (wants this) + quo = who + quock = quake + quis, quae, quod (l) - who, which (masc., fem., neut.) + quiz

Apostles - the twelve witnesses whom Jesus Christ sent forth to preach his Gospel to the world + apostrophe - " ’ " + apos (gr) - quick + apostrophes (gr) - aversions + REFERENCE

*C* (riddler), *V* (solver) + FDV: (Shaun MacIrevick, briefdragger, of for the concern of Jhon Jhamiesen and Song, rated onehundred onehundrick and thin per storehundred on this nightly quizquiquok of the twelve apostrophes set by Johnn Jacky Jocky Jockit MicEarweak.

misunderstood an M for an L + misunderstood a name for a motto (in question #3) + FDV: He misunderstruck the an aim of number three of them [and placed his left correct replies to four of them in their incorrect natural order disorder.])

(question #3 was answered incorrectly)

riposte - an effective reply by word or act + *V* did not reply to four questions (#4 by *X*, #6 by *K*, #10 by *I*, #12 by *C*).

(*X* answered question #4) + [*V* left his free natural ripostes to four (*X*) to sort them out].

myther = moider - to labour very hard + mytheria (gr) - traditions + FDV

rector - the permanent head or master of a university, college, school, or religious institution + myth erector.

Pontifex Maximus (Lat. pontus, bridge) + most (Serbian) - bridge + Maximos tries to bridge the gap between Christianity and Paganism in Henrik Ibsen's 'Caesar and Galilean' + in Genesis of the Geneva Bible, Adam and Eve 'made themselves breeches'.

beanstalk - the stem of the bean-plant: so called in the fairy-tale of 'Jack and the Beanstalk' + FDV: to rise taller through his tale beanstale

bluegum - Australian timber tree

baobab - a tree, also called 'Monkey-bread,' with a stem of enormous thickness + (stuttering).

welingtonia - the popular name in England of Sequoia (Wellingtonia) gigantea, a large coniferous tree, native of California

nudi- - naked + [pedibus] nudis (l) - with bare [feet].

trouter - one that fishes for trout + FDV: went nudiboots into a liffey liffeyette when she was barely in her streams trickles tricklies,

claudeo (l) - to limp, be lame + cloud - to cover or darken with clouds; hence fig., to overshadow, throw into the shade + {have a cloud [Issy] around his head at Howth Head}.

conciliation - conversion from a state of hostility or distrust; the promotion of good will by kind and considerate measures + FDV: was well known to wear clout a conciliationcap on the esker of his hooth,

esker - a long winding ridge of stratified sand and gravel, examples of which occur in glaciated and formerly glaciated regions of Europe and North America. Eskers are frequently several miles long and, because of their peculiar uniform shape, are somewhat like railroad embankments.

sport - to make public and ostentatious display of, to show of, to wear with satisfaction

chaingang - a gang or number of convicts chained together to prevent escape + chaingang (Slang) - jewellers, watch-chain makers.

albert - a watch chain worn across the front of a vest

Hollander (Dutch) - Dutchman + sports an [a chainganger's] albert over his, [hullender's] epulence,

opulence + epaulette - a military ornament worn on the shoulder.

Newton

heinousness - extreme wickedness, atrociousness

two Maries (*IJ*)

successive - characterized by or involving succession, brought about or produced in succeeding stages 

Serbian - of or belonging to Serbia + serebryanyj (Russian) - 'silver' + srebrn (Serbian) - of silver + sere (Archaic) - withered + {the rainbow girls}.

drawingroom - a private chamber attached to a more public room; now, a room reserved for the reception of company, and to which the ladies withdraw from the dining-room after dinner.

hearth rug - a rug laid before a fireplace to protect the carpet or floor + FDV: had several successive successiveful coloured coloured serevanmaids on the same [big] white parlour drawringroam hearthrug horthrug,

Wilberforce, William (1759-1833) - British M.P., chiefly associated with the abolition of the slave trade + Lord's Prayer: "Thy will be done". 

heather - a low-growing Eurasian shrub (Calluna vulgaris) growing in dense masses and having small evergreen leaves and clusters of small, bell-shaped pinkish-purple flowers + Lord's Prayer: "on Earth as it is in Heaven".

VARTRY RIVER - Rising at the base of Mt Douce in County Wicklow, it flows South to Roundwood, where it is dammed to form the reservoir which, since 1868, has been the main South Dublin water supply. From the reservoir the much-diminished Vartry traverses the Devil's Glen and ends at the sea inlet of Broad Lough, near the town of Wicklow. 

protestant + prode (it) - brave + {pumped the catholic water [ALP/Issy] and shocked protestant boys [3 soldiers]}

boyne - a flat shallow tub or bowl + river Boyne + 'The Protestant Boys' (an Orange song; "Boyne" appears in the song).

FDV: killed himself his own hungery self as a young man in anger,

fodder - food in general (obs.); food for cattle

(Noah, wife and three sons)

America + Marken (ger) - stamps + marken (Danish) - the field + FDV: found food for his five when the market allmarket allmarker was goflooded,

ge- (ger) - (prefix for certain nouns, past participles)

tutor - one employed in the supervision and instruction of a youth in a private household.

Cornish - the ancient language of Cornwall, a member of the Brythonic branch of the Celtic languages; it became extinct in the latter part of the 18th c.

voucher - one that sponsors or guarantees, witness

rotabilis (l) - whirling, rotary + rotabile (it) - (of vehicles) wheeled.

toll - a charge for the right of passage along a road (at a turnpike or toll-gate) + the toll of the road (phrase) - its cost in damage, injury and lives.

bred - p.p. of breed

stepson - a son of one’s spouse by a former marriage + FDV: [bred manyheaded sons stepsons and [a] leapyourown daughter, [& appeared to the shecook]],

heptagon - having seven angles and seven sides

imprison - to confine, shut up (in various connexions) + prisms.

false + fausse (fr) - false (feminine) + phosphorus.

indument - clothing, garment + {was a hunchback and had ill-fitting garments [Norwegian captain]}

shovel - to throw as if with shovel; to intrude; to excavate, dig up

arson - the act of wilfully and maliciously setting fire to another man's house, ship, forest, or similar property; or to one's own, when insured, with intent to defraud the insurers + 4 elements: earth, fire, water, air.

Bill Bailey, Won't You Please Come Home? (song) + {ALP hung him out to dry}

quadrant - a square; a square thing or piece (also fig.)

tile - a thin slab of burnt clay (used in building generally); a hat (Slang) + to have a tile loose (and similar expressions derived from roofing tiles) - to be slightly crazy, or not quite right in the head.

cad a chlog (kod a khlug) (gael) - what o’clock

offer chances - in cricket, said of a batsman who plays the ball so that a fielder has oportunity of catching it, so dismissing the batsman

longon (French Slang) - penis + long on - a cricket fielding position.

stand up (Slang) - to coit with (a girl; originally of perpendicular conjunction) + stands up - in cricket, said of a wicketkeeper who takes up his position immediately behind the wicket.

legge (it) - law + legge (Norwegian) - to put, to lay + leg before wicket - in cricket, said of a batsman who prevents ball from striking wicket with his leg.

harrow - a heavy frame of timber (or iron) set with iron teeth or tines, which is dragged over ploughed land to break clods, pulverize and stir the soil, root up weeds, or cover in the seed.

moss rose - a garden variety of the cabbage rose, Rosa centifolia

seam - the junction made by sewing together the edges of two pieces or widths of cloth, leather, etc.; a line, groove, furrow or the like formed by the abutting edges of two parts of a thing (on a surface of rock, stone, etc.); Geol. A thin layer or stratum separating two strata of greater magnitude + seas + scenes.

fort - a strong position, stronghold

postern - a back door, private entrance

F.E.R.T. - "Fortitudo ejus Rhodum tenuit" (His firmness guarded Rhodes). This is a tribute to Amadeus the Great (b.1249), the founder of the dynasty of Savoy. In 1310 he helped against the Saracens at the siege of Rhodes + Femina erit ruina tua (l) - woman will be thy undoing.

buckler - a small round shield

in chief - in the chief or highest place or position

hiding places + Houdini - master of escaping.

out-Herod = to out-Herod Herod - to outdo Herod (represented in the old Mystery Plays as a blustering tyrant) in violence; to be more outrageous than the most outrageous; hence, to outdo in any excess of evil or extravagance. (A casual Shaksperian expression, which has become current in the 19th c.).

barker - one who barks, a dog; a noisy assailant; a pistol + {as fox he outsmarts the dogs}

SHOOLBRED'S - London department store of James Shoolbred and Co, in Tottenham Count Road

whitely - quietly + rightly + WHITELEY'S DEPARTMENT STORE - The London department store of William Whitehey, Ltd, in Queensway, Bayswater; founded 1863 in Westbourne Grove, it was the 1st of the great London stores + London department stores: Harrods, Barker, Shoolbred's, Whiteley's.  

sweep - a disreputable person; a scamp, blackguard + Swede

zoomorph - something in the form of an animal + zoomorphologia (gr) - the study of the shape of animals.

omni- - all, universally + omne animal (l) - 'every living creature'.

brooch - to adorn as with a brooch + {old Irish zoomorphic brooches with animal heads; Irish coins with pictures of animals}

Edison, Tomas - American inventor (1847-1931) + Eddystone lighthouse. 

lampless - darkened, unlighted

sunbeam - ray of light of the sun + Swann, Sir Joseph (1828-1914) - British inventor of an incandescent lamp.

deep - the deep part of the sea, or of a lake or river; a deep (i.e. secret, mysterious, unfathomable, or vast) region of thought, feeling, or being.

malefactor - one guilty of a heinous offence against the law; a felon, a criminal 

Frau (ger) - woman

Frou Frou - title of Meilhac and Halévy's opera

dook - duck

upset

battleworthy - fit for use in battle + boose - alcoholic drink, chiefly beer; U.S. esp. spirits + BOSWORTH FIELD - Area in Leics, England, site of the last battle (1485) of the War of the Roses; Richard III ("Crookback") was defeated and killed by Earl of Richmond, hater Henry VII.  

junket - to make merry with good cheer, to feast

boos = 3d. sing of boo - a shout of disapproval, "boo"

baa - to cry baa, bleat + bás (Irish) - death.

ass + Aas (ger) - carrion.

luke = look

Plunkett, Luke - Dubliner who played Richard III's death scene (riding into Bosworth Field on a donkey) so comically that the audience demanded an encore. The corpse rose, bowed, died again. 

Levey & O'Rorke: Annals of the Theatre Royal, Dublin 16: 'A new Opera, written by a lady of this city... entitled "The Cavern; or, the Outlaws." It is surmised that Lady Morgan was the authoress'.

his business - eat, letters, smokes, fights (Joyce's note) Fay: A Short Glossary of Theatrical Terms 9: 'Business. -- All movements and actions used by actors in playing a scene; such as opening and reading letters, eating or preparing meals, fights, smoking, etc.'

tumbler - glass cup without a handle or foot, having a heavy flat bottom

minerals - mineral water

brush up - to brighten up by brushing, to free from dust or cobwebs + 'Wash and brush up': service advertised in English men's public toilets.

juju - a fetish, charm or amulet of west african tribes; a marijuana cigarette

toffee - a sweet-meat made from sugar or treacle, butter, and sometimes a little flour, boiled together + {would wash, go out and hear the local news with coffee, peruse the comics at a newsagents}

birthday, Christmas, Easter, New Year cards - cards printed with ornamental designs, etc. to be sent (on the occasions indicated) as an expression of compliments or good wishes.

red clay - a fine grained red or reddish brown clay

sahara - a shade of brown or yellow color

iron oxide (red, brown or black) + oxhide - the skin of an ox + iren = iron.

arraign - to call upon one to answer for himself on a criminal charge; to indict before a tribunal

attaint - to convict, accuse, condemn; fig. To sully (lustre, purity, etc.)

list - to include on a list; to recruit; to enclose, to shut in with rails or like

lit - to blush deeply + lite (it) - lawsuit, litigation, dispute, quarrel.

plead - to allege or urge as a plea esp. in defence, apology or excuse

cashes

check - a sharp stoppage of motion; an interruption in a course, a sudden stoppage or pause; a written order to a banker by a person having money in the banker's hands, directing him to pay, on presentation, to bearer or to a person named the sum of money stated therein (called in Bank of England books 1717 a Drawn Note).

Bank of England + indgang (Danish) - entrance.

endorse - to sign one's name on the back of (a bill, promissory note, or cheque) + endure - to suffer without resistance, submit to, tolerate.

Lane-Poole: The Speeches & Table-Talk of the Prophet Mohammad xvii: 'Damiri has a saying, "Wisdom hath alighted on three things, the brain of the Franks, the hands of the Chinese, and the tongue of the Arabs"'.

call the bluff - to make person show his 'hand', to accept the challenge

block - interruption of the function of the organ; customer's mould at hatter's + block a hat (Slang) - knock a man's hat down over his eyes.

MORGAN, JOSEPH, MRS - Hat manufacturer, 9 Grafton Street, around the turn of the century + morgen (Danish, Dutch) = Morgen (German) - morning. 

headache

geheimrat - privy councilor (a confidential adviser) + {plays the dirty rat when he’s in earnest}

ernst (ger) - serious

Maus (ger) - mouse + mausey (Anglo-Irish) - having heavy buttocks, having large hips (from Irish más: buttock).

lustig (ger) - merry, cheerful

rump - the hind-quarters, posteriors, buttocks + Rump Parliament, 1648-53.

Early English - architectural style typical of 13th century

trademarks + transom - a window above a door that is usually hinged to a horizontal crosspiece over the door; horizontal bar of stone or wood in a window to divide the lights.

marigold window - a circular window with radial tracery (a decorative intelacing of lines)

myrioscope - a variation of the kaleidoscope

piscine - a stone basin near altar of a church for liturgical ablutions

ambry - a place for keeping things, pantry; a place for books, library, archives; a cupboard or closed recess in a church used for books, vessels, etc.

portcullised - furnished with or having a portcullis (a strong and heavy frame or grating, formed of vertical and horizontal bars of wood or iron (the vertical ones being pointed at the lower end), suspended by chains, and made to slide up and down in vertical grooves at the sides of the gateway of a fortress or fortified town, so as to be capable of being quickly let down as a defence against assault).

nave - the main part or body of a church, extending from the inner door to the choir or chancel, and usually separated from the aisle on each side by pillars.

from the year dot (also from/since the year one) - from long ago

horolge - a timepiece, a dial, hourglass or clock

Big Ben - tower clock famous for its accuracy and for its 13-ton bell (London) + The Wren: 'The king of all birds' (song).

fuit (l) - there was, he [she, it] was

est (l) - there is, he [she, it] is + isst (ger) - eats + ist (ger) - is.

herit (l) - there will be, he [she, it] will be

mildew - a morbid destructive growth upon plants, consisting of minute fungi, and having usually the appearance of a thin whitish coating.

mouldy - overgrown or covered with mould; hence, decaying or decayed + mouldy (Dublin Slang) - drunk + stone - to hurl stones, to kill with stones, to make numb or insensible + stoned (Slang) - drunk + {his gravestones are mouldy}

quercus (l) - oak, oak-tree

plane - a tree of the genus platanus, platain

megalopolis - a very large city + Megalopolis - ancient capital of Arcadia.

faun - one of a class of rural deities; at first represented like men with horns and the tail of a goat, afterwards with goats' legs like the Satyrs, to whom they were assimilated in lustful character.

blank - an empty place or space

hide - unit of land, 60 to 120 acres

carucate - old English unit of land (as much land as could be tilled with one plough in one year = 120 acres) + carruca (l) - four-wheeled coach.

hold (ger) - gracious, lovely + old.

shipshaped - arranged properly, as things on board ship should be; trim, orderly

graminivorous - eating or feeding on grass + (defecation).

dom (Serbian) - home, house, heartstone (however, plural in Serbian would be 'domovi' and is rarely used)

manoir - a manor house or country residence

will + villa + vill - feudal territorial unit corresponding to modern civil parish.

aqueduct + acque (Italian) - waters + 4 elements: air, earth, water, fire.

whooping cough + Ulysses.6.121: 'Gasworks. Whooping cough they say it cures'.

forth + fart.

carbon dioxide - a constituent of coalgas

Hose (ger) - trousers

stock - to lay up in store; esp. To keep (goods) in stock for sale

pudor (l) - shame + Puder (ger) - powder + There is a well-authenticated anecdote of Cromwell. On a certain occasion, when his troops were about crossing a river to attack the enemy, he concluded an address, with these words: 'put your trust in God; but mind to keep your powder dry'.

pink'un - a nickname for a newspaper printed on pink paper + SPORTING TIMES - The weekly "chronicle of racing, literature, art, and the drama," known as "The Pink'un," published in London 1865-1931 (published a hostile review of Ulysses) + Pinkham, Lydia - American purveyor of a female tonic. 

pellet - any globe, ball, or spherical body, usually one of small size; a ball of some plastic or soft substance, esp. of medicine or food, a pill + 'Pink pills for pale people' (advertisement).

The Pale - English-governed part of medieval Ireland (16th century)

Foot, Lundy - Mr Senn says, opened a tobacco establishment in Dublin (1758), where he sold: "Superfine Pig-tails for Ladies!" Once he asked J. P. Curran, his neighbour and celebrated legal wit, what motto should go on his carriage and was told: "Quid Rides" (Latin 'what are you laughing at'). Lundy Foot was stoned in 1835 + mundi- (l) - clean- + Slattery's Mounted Foot (song).

miseria (l) - wretchedness + Miserius (l) - male embodiment of Misery (*S*).

pinch - a nip, a squeeze

superfine - very fine

pigtail - a tight braid of hair + "Superfine Pig-tails for Ladies!"

ceresia (l) - cherry + *I*

keros (gr) - beeswax, sealing-wax + *J*

quid - pound sterling + Quid rides? [Mutato nomine de te / fabula narratur] - "What are you laughing at? [The name changed / the story is told about you]" (Horace, Satire I.i.69)

ride - an excursion or journey in some vehicle or conveyance, now esp. a public one; an act of sexual intercourse (slang).

Titus Andronicus - title, hero of Shakespeare's play, in which Caius and Sempronius are also characters + *VYC*   

notion - an idea or concept + a nation of shopkeepers - Napoleon's comment on the English.

shop keeper - the proprietor of a retail store, an article that has remained long in the shop unsold + (notebook 1923): 'William Shokkeeper Shopskeeper'.

duke - In some European countries: A sovereign prince, the ruler of a small state called a duchy + (Wellington).

shot (Slang) - fucked

quean (Slang) - whore + two female figures on Dublin coat of arms + queens (chess) + *IJ* and *VYC*

caskets + castles (chess) + three castles on Dublin coat of arms.

game of swans - flock of swans kept for pleasure + (chess).

Stromboli - one of the Lipari Islands containing one of the three active volcanoes in Italy

mote (Archaic) - may + mammoth.

fier (fr) - proud + (be in fear of him).

womankind - the females of the human race; a female person

pietas (l) - sorrow + Pietà - representation of Mary mourning over dead Jesus.

drift - an accumulation of snow driven together by the wind + (drop of sperm at tip of penis).

(heather on Howth)

(Christ's thorn crown)

chaperon - a round stuffed covering for the head + (condom on penis).

shed blood - to destroy human life by violent means + gore - blood.

quies (l) - rest, repose + peace and quiet(ness) - freedom from disturbance or perturbation (esp. as a condition in which an individual person is). 

Souvenir of the Twenty-fifth Anniversary of the Opening of The Gaiety Theatre 37: 'Miss Cissy Graham's entertaining "Triple Bill"'.

polis - a Greek city state

hove - to pass by, to go floating or soaring + go by - to pass without notice, to pass unheeded + hoved by (Danish) - 'capital', literally 'chief city' (Danish hoved: head, and Danish by: town) + (like sentence 'metro for the polis', city is dismantled).

filth + (condition of being full)

plenish - to fill up

dearth - a condition in which food is scarce and dear; often, in earlier use, a famine + death + earth.

hock - the wine called in German 'Hochheimer', produced at Hochheim on the Main; hence, commercially extended to other white German wines + (Shaun = white wine).

(cocoa = Shem)

emery = a hard grey-black mineral consisting of corundum and either hematite or magnetite, used as an abrasive (especially as a coating on paper = sandpaper) + {horserace: Emery [third combined character] tries to win}

pole (Slang) - penis + passer (French Slang) - fuck + polar bear + Browne/Nolan (motif).

orchestra (Slang) - testicle + orchis (gr) - testicle

midwife - a woman who assists other women in childbirth, a female accoucheur

fand sted (Danish) - 'took place' + stead - a space or place assigned to or occupied by a person; a seat (obs.) + found dead (was killed).

endo (gr) - inter

calamity - a grievous disaster, an event or circumstance causing loss or misery

delict - a violation of law or right; an offence, a delinquency + delictum (l) - crime, transgression + delicious

entree - the principal dish of a meal

finish off - to bring to an end

savourie = savoury - a savoury dish, served at the beginning or end of a dinner as a stimulant to appetite or digestion + (between the women and the soldiers).

flout - a mocking speech or action; a piece of mockery, jeer, scoff

forecast - a forecasting or anticipation; a conjectural estimate or account, based on present indications, of the course of events or state of things in the future, esp. with regard to the weather.

flair for - liking, taste, enthusiasm

fray - a disturbance, esp. one caused by fighting; a noisy quarrel; a fight, skirmish, conflict

fairground - an enclosure where outdoor fairs, circuses or exhibitions are held

idle - that which is useless, vain, or frivolous (obs.); an idle person, idler (obs.) + Lane-Poole: The Speeches & Table-Talk of the Prophet Mohammad xxi: (in the Kaaba) 'the three hundred and sixty idols, one for each day of the year, which Mohammad afterwards destroyed in one day'.

Lane-Poole: The Speeches & Table-Talk of the Prophet Mohammad xxiii: 'An Arab, who wished to avenge the death of his father, went to consult the square block of white stone called El-Khalasa' (i.e. the Kaaba; the name means salvation) + colossal.

henwives = pl. of henwife - a woman who raises poultry; a bawd + Lane-Poole: The Speeches & Table-Talk of the Prophet Mohammad xxv: 'These men were called "Hanifs," or "incliners," and their religion seems to have consisted chiefly in a negative position, - in denying the superstition of the Arabs'.

Lane-Poole: The Speeches & Table-Talk of the Prophet Mohammad xxiv: (before Mohammad's birth) 'a prophet was expected, and women were anxiously hoping for male children'.

flaitheamhlach (flahulokh) (gael) = flahoolagh (Anglo-Irish) - princely; generous, hospitable

grasping - that grasps, eager for gain, greedy + (Father, Son, Holy Spirit).

paschal - a large white candle lighted in a church on the evening before easter

forbid - to exclude, keep back, hinder, restrain; to render impossible or undesirable + Lord's Prayer: 'Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us'.

cineris (l) - ashes + cinders.

pile - to form into a pile or heap; to heap up

Pelion (gr) - high mountain in Thessaly, a continuation of Ossa (also high mountain in Thessaly) + Pelion on Ossa (Odyssey XI) - Latin 'mountain on mountain' (the Titans Otos and Ephialtes tried to pile Ossa on Olympus and Pelion on Ossa in order to climb to heaven and attack the gods).

pilula (l) - little ball + pilule (fr) - pill

Hercules' Pillars - the rocks Calpé (now Gibraltar) and Abyla (Ceuta), on either side of the Strait of Gibraltar, thought by the ancients to be the supports of the western boundary of the world, and to have been set up by Hercules + hircus (l) - goat.

Oedipus complex - in psychoanalytic theory, a desire for sexual involvement with the parent of the opposite sex and a concomitant sense of rivalry with the parent of the same sex.

drink to the dregs - to drink to the thick and turbid sediment

kink - a mental twist + king.

wurst = worst + Wurst (ger) - sausage + County Westmeath.

County Carlow

chump - dupe, fool; munch, champ

scullion - a domestic servant of the lowest rank in a household who performed the menial offices of the kitchen; hence, a person of the lowest order, esp. as an abusive epithet.

ply - to employ or occupy oneself busily or steadily; to work at something

trolly - a railroad dump car, a small truck, an electric car + (he signs a letter) 'very truly yours'.

psychic - psychical, rel. to the human soul or mind

espousal - the formal 'plighting of troth' between a man and a woman; the celebration of a marriage, nuptials, a wedding  

desertion - action of deserting or abandoning; wilful abandonment of the conjugal society, without reasonable cause, on the part of a husband or wife + *IJ* and *VYC*. 

Futter (ger) - fodder + futter (Slang) - to fuck + Futt (ger, vulg.) - vagina + Vater (ger) - father.

Magd (ger) - girl

Cahermohill, County Limerick + As Fritz Senn discovered, the actor Hill, described as "that mountain of flesh," played Cattermole in the play "The Private Secretary" (40.16) at the Gaiety Theatre in 1885 Souvenir of the Twenty-fifth Anniversary of the Opening of The Gaiety Theatre 29: 'the inimitable "Private Secretary" captured the town, with Helmore as the "Rev Robt. Spalding," and Hill, that "mountain of flesh" as "Cattermole"' + making a mountain out of a molehill (phrase). 

stress - a force acting on or within a body or structure and tending to deform it

strain - force tending to pull asunder or to drag from a position

tank up - to fill oneself with drink, to drink heavily; to fill a tank of (a vehicle) with a fuel

dank - to wet, damp, moisten + Dank (ger) - thanks.

tout - a spy, an informer; someone who advertises for customers in an especially brazen way + (ship's agent).

entoutcas - a combination of parasol and umbrella + (condom).

thimble - a bell-shaped sheath of metal (formerly of leather) worn on the end of the finger to push the needle in sewing

(Colonel) Blimp - a character invented by David Low (1891-1963), cartoonist and caricaturist, pictured as a rotund pompous ex-officer voicing a rooted hatred of new ideas.

dud - of little or no worth, ineffective, fake, bad + dud (Serbian) - mulberry.

dead letter - orig. A writing, etc. taken in a bare literal sense without reference to its 'spirit', and hence useless or ineffective; a letter which lies unclaimed for a certain time at a post-office, or which cannot be delivered through defect of address or other cause.

Sybil -  oracular seeress of the Ancient Near East 

byword - a proverb, a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people; a nickname, byname, epithet of scorn.

surcease - cessation, stop; esp. (a) temporary cessation, suspension, or intermission + Circe.

Lord Byron: Childe Harold's Pilgrimage IV.cxlv: 'While stands the Coliseum, Rome shall stand; When falls the Coliseum, Rome shall fall; And when Rome falls - the World' [.26]

frail - a basket made of rushes; a woman; liable to break or be broken, easily crushed or destroyed; morally weak, unable to resist temptation; Now sometimes applied as a half-jocular euphemism, to a woman who lives unchastely or has fallen from virtue + frails (Slang) - women.

hatch - to bring forth young birds from the eggs by incubation

cellbridge - a protoplasmic connection between cells, na intercelular bridge + CELBRIDGE - Village, on Liffey River 4 miles from Lucan. The private house Marley Abbey was bought by Bartholomew Vanhomrigh, and Swift visited Esther V. ("Vanessa") there. 

abrood - on a hatch, on its brood of eggs + abroad

gan = p. of gin - begin

Genesis 1:1, John 1:1: 'In the beginning' + Guinness.

wind up - to bring to conclusion, end + 'As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be...' (prayer).

bottle of Bass (ale) + Battle of New Ross.

Roderick O'Connor, last high king of Ireland

Dane - a native or subject of Denmark; in older usage including all the Northmen who invaded England from the 9th to the 11th c. + (way of the Danes = displaced).

regularly - at fixed times or intervals, in accordance with rule or established principles

regroup - to form a new group

busman's holiday - leisure time spent in occupations of the same nature as those in which one engages for a living + bushboy - a native Australian or South African bushman.

Quaker's meeting - a religious meeting of Quakers, characterized by long periods of silent meditation and prayer

sandbath - a bath taken by fowls in sand + Witch's Sabbath.

'omos (gr) - same + 'eteros (gr) - other.

Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye (song): 'Ye eyeless, noseless, chickenless egg'

spa - a medicinal or mineral spring or well + (mad when in a spa, but sane at his pub).

Emillian - of or pertaining to Emilia, a district of northern Italy + Aemilia Via (l) - Aemilian Way: name of three different Roman roads, built by M. Aemilius Lepidus and M. Aemilius Scaurus + half a million.

bogus - counterfeit, spurious, fictitious, sham

census - an official enumeration of the population of a country or district

Haussmann, Baron (1809-91) - leading spirit in the rebuilding of Paris + Hausmann (ger) - tenant, lodger.

Jean Alphand was an assistant to Baron Haussmann in the 19th-century rebuilding of Paris. 

handy andy - someone skilled in many jobs + Rooney, "Handy Andy" - title, hero of Lover's novel. He is a bumbling Irish servant who turns out to be an Irish peer + Andes.

elegant + Allegheny Mountains, in Appalachians.

Humpty Dumpty 

secession - Rom. Hist. the temporary migration of the plebeians to a place outside the city, in order to compel the patricians to grant redress of their grievances.

plump - to vote at an election for one candidate alone (when one is entitled to vote for two or more). The original sense was app. to give a direct, straight, unqualified, or absolute vote for a person.

plebeius (l) - a plebeian, member of the Roman lower classes + phlegmatikos (gr) - full of phlegm.

Grace O'Malley was refused entrance to Howth Castle as gates were closed for dinner. In retaliation, she abducted the Earl's son and heir, the 10th Baron. He was eventually released when a promise was given to keep the gates open to unexpected visitors, and to set an extra place at every meal  [021.04].

rut - to mount or cover (the female); rut is the mating season of ruminant animals such as deer, sheep, elk, moose, caribou, ibex, goats, pronghorn and Asian and African antelope.

dub - to name, style, nickname

limn - to portray, depict (a subject) + (some dub him Rothschild and others Rockefeller).

fly - a spy (with allusion to the insect's finding its way into the most private places); lure in fishing; man's trouser buttons or zipper [shows his fly (i.e. exhibitionism)] + fly (Slang) - cunning, artful.

demisphere - hemisphere + damsels.

cover up a person's tracks - to conceal or screen his motions or measures

tracer - seeker, one who follows the footprints or track of anything + (tries to cover his traces to the three soldiers).

dovecote - a house for doves or pigeons + Seven cities of the ancient world claimed to be the birthplace of Homer (Chios and Smyrna are best supported) + 7 rainbow girls.

Pigeon - lived at the end of Dublin's South Wall and gave his name to the Pigeonhouse + Heim (ger) - home + Henrik Ibsen: "Et Dukkehjem" (The Doll's House). 

homer - a homing pigeon + home - to fly back to its 'home' or loft after being released at a distant point + Homer

SMYRNA - Now called Izmir, city and port on Aegean Sea, Western Turkey. In ancient times it was first Aeolian, then Ionian; both peoples claimed it as the birthplace of Homer, known as "son of the Meles" + Merrion, district of Dublin. 

Rhodes - island off Asia Minor, contender for Homer's birthplace + Roebuck, district of Dublin.

Kolophon - city in Ionia, contender for Homer's birthplace + Clonskeagh, district of Dublin.

SEAPOINT - Residential area between Blackrock and Monkstown, South-East of Dublin + Salamis - town in Cyprus, contender for Homer's birthplace

Chios (gr) - Ionian island, contender for Homer's birthplace + Howth, district of Dublin. 

ASHTOWN - Residential district North of Phoenix Park. Phoenix Park racecourse is just outside the park at Ashtown Gate + Argos (gr) - "Unworked, fallow": city in southern Peloponnesus, contender for Homer's birthplace.

Athens was one of the 7 cities claimed to be the birthplace of Homer + Raheny, district of Dublin.

lordship - the rank of a lord, dominion

chamberlain - an officer charged with the management of the private chambers of a sovereign or nobleman + Chamberlain, Joseph (1836-1914) - British politician, wrecked Home Rule, may have been the force behind Captain O'Shea, Dublin alone was exempt from his power.

acknowledging - recognizing or admitting as true or valid

prine - the holm or evergreen oak; ilex + Thomas Moore: Irish Melodies, song: I Saw Thy Form in Youthful Prime [air: Domhnall].

"Donald a Domhnall," the air to T. Moore's "I Saw Thy Form" + Domhnall (donel) (gael) - "World-mighty"; anglic. Donnell.

reek - to emit hot vapour or steam; to smell strongly and unpleasantly, to stink

il bel paese (Italian) - "the homeland"; the cheese of this name has a map of Italy on the wrapper

Iceland's ear ~ Ireland's eye (i.e. neither works) [John Bishop: Joyce's Book of the Dark].

quot - quotation; squat + quot (l) - how many, as many + quiet

tot quot - Eccl. A dispensation or licence to hold as many ecclesiastical benefices as the holder pleases or can get; hence, the holding of such benefices, unlimited pluralism; pl. benefices so held + tot (l) - so many [usually with quot] + (lodged in many places and lived through many reigns).

reign - royal power or rule, kingdom, sovereignty

sunbath - an exposure to the direct rays of the sun, orig. as a method of medical treatment + szombat (Hungarian) - Saturday.

Wasser (ger) - water + Wassernapf (ger) - water basin + nap - a draught + vasarnap (Hungarian) - Sunday.

bout - a contest, match, trial of strength, physical or intellectual + bye

stoolball - an old english game resembling cricket played chiefly by women + (notebook 1930): 'stoolball' → an old English game similar to cricket, believed to be originally played in Sussex with milkmaids' stools as wickets (reported in several British newspapers on 19 May 1930 or thenabouts, following a game played on 17 May at Arundel Castle).

Girofle and Girofla - title of and twin sisters in Lecocq's opera + (notebook 1930): '*L* Giroflé Girofla' Giroflé, Girofla (French song): 'Que t'as de belles filles! Giroflé, girofla': 'What pretty daughters you have! Giroflé, girofla' (children's game mentioned in Verrimst: Rondes et Chansons Populaires 51) + {after a goot bout at football he enjoys the twin sisters}

nevermore - never again + Poe: The Raven: 'Quoth the raven "nevermore"' + (Noah's raven missed land, while his dove found it).

Columbus + columba (l) - dove.

goalkeeper + gold + Protestantism: every man his own priest.

fullback - (Football), position in the field behind the other 'backs'; a player in this position + Allblacks - the New Zealand national rugby team + (notebook 1930): 'Africa for the fullblacks' → many newspapers reported in May 1930 about riots in South Africa over government policy against black people.

arc - an arch (obs.) + (notebook 1930): 'arc of his drive'.

drive - a private road affording access to a residence or other building + {the arc of his batting hit was forty degrees}

stump - a stake; (pl.) legs + to pull up one's stumps - to leave one's home, to move one's habitation + stumps pulled at end of play (cricket).

thews - muscles or tendons + thew (Archaic) - thigh + thew (obs) - custom + (notebook 1930): 'thick & thews (Gaels)'.

creater = creature + crater.

i nÉirinn (Irish) - in Ireland

look down on - to hold in contempt, to scorn, to consider oneself superior to

Robinson, Swiss Family - title, characters in a novel by J. S. Wyss 

colle (it) - hill

nouveaux riches (fr) - persons who have recently acquired wealth + nouvelles roches (fr) - new rocks + (notebook 1930): 'les nouveaux roches (Alps)' → the Swiss Alps are relatively new rocks.

turn to - to direct one's attention to something practically; to apply oneself to or take up an occupation or pursuit

stick to - to adhere, keep or hold to (an argument, demand, resolve, opinion, bargain, covenant, and the like); to refuse to renounce or abandon; to persist in.

futurism + futuete! (l) - fuck!

leglifter (Slang) - fornicator + (notebook 1930): 'chorus girls they hang their legs like censers'.

cense - to judge, estimate; to burn incense before, offer incense to; esp. by way of worship or honour + sense.

souriantes (fr) - smiling

boor - any rude, ill-bred fellow

browbending - frowning + Brow Bender (nursery rhyme): 'Brow bender, Eye peeper, Nose dreeper, Mouth eater, Chin chopper'.

grommellants (fr) - grumbling

hindmost - final, last, terminal, all the way to the rear

yeled (Hebrew) - male child + lasses and lads + Ulysses and Iliad.

glimse = glimpse + Thomas Moore: song: Tho' the Last Glimpse of Erin with Sorrow I See.

lug (lug) (gael) - mountain-hollow; name of several mountains + Lug - Celtic sungod.

luk = look; luck + luch (lukh) (gael) - mouse + Loki - Norse god.

Thor - Norse god

Wotan - another name for Odin, Norse god + Mangan and Berkeley valued tar water as medicine.

asana - manner of sitting (as in practice of yoga) + Asama - Japanese volcano + Asa - a name applied to the Æsir, the major Norse gods + asthma.

(heroes in the Norse Valhalla live perpetually on one boar)

stave - to drive off or beat with a staff or stave; esp. in to stave off, to beat off (a dog in Bear- or Bull- baiting; also transf. a human combatant), to keep back (a crowd) + pigsty.

reglar - regular + Ragnarøkr (Old Norse) - destruction of the Norse gods.

rack - the rib section of lamb used for chops and roasts

cloak - to cover with or as if with a cloak, hide, disguise, screen

reclined - placed in a reclining or recumbent position + (cloaked beggars recline around his pedestal).

padstool - a mushroom + paddy - Irishman; policeman + paddenstoel (Dutch) - mushroom, toadstool + pedestal

winken (ger) - beckon

Christien = Christian + {text of an obituary}

Advent - The Coming of the Lord Jesus Christ as Saviour of the world; the Incarnation. Hence his expected Second Coming as Judge, and the Coming of the Holy Spirit as at Pentecost.

New Zealand

easterling - an inhabitant of an eastern country or district; also, a member of the Eastern Church + Easter - one of the great festivals of the Christian Church, commemorating the resurrection of Christ, and corresponding to the Jewish passover + Easterling - Viking (used for invaders of Ireland).

Pentecost - a festival of the Christian Church observed on the seventh Sunday after Easter, in commemoration of the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the disciples + pentekostitis (gr) - inflammatory disease of fifty + peritonitis - infection of the abdominal lining following the rupture of an appendix or other intestinal organ + costitis - inflammation of the ribs.

follower - one who attends funeral

bequest - transference or bestowal by will, or by a similar procedure + (no flowers by request).

fanfare - to call attention to with much clamour + fun for all + funeral.

Thomas Moore: Irish Melodies, song: Go Where Glory Waits Thee

Ball, John - English rebel, subject of Morris' romance, "The Dream of John Ball." Mr Atherton knows a nursery rhyme in which John Ball "shot them all." 

ballotist - a professed advocate of the ballot (the method or system of secret voting, originally by means of small balls placed in an urn or box) + bulletist ~ maker of a bulletin [a brief report (especially an official statement issued for immediate publication or broadcast)].

Maxwell, James Clerk (1831-79) - British physicist

clark = clerk

commenced + commited + comminxit (l) - he [she, it] polluted, defiled, pissed on + (notebook 1930): 'to comminx'.

under articles (notebook 1930) → Ellis: The Life of Michael Kelly 22n: 'Michael Arne (1741-86)... was the composer of many songs, and pieces for the harpsichord... He was under articles to compose an opera for Covent Garden'.

finished + Phoenix.

Borgia - infamous Italian family

bier - a tomb, a sepulchre; beer + Bier (ger) - beer + een vat bier (Dutch) - a barrel of beer + vatbier (Dutch) - draught beer.

bure (Serbian) - barrel, vat, cask

buttle - to serve or act as butler + bottle.

bawn - the wortified court of a castle, an enclosure about a farmhouse or castle in Ireland + bawn (Anglo-Irish) - white.

Al *E* (notebook 1930) Paget: Babel 31: 'Let the reader try... raising the tip of his tongue to touch the roof of his mouth, as if pointing to the sky. If... the reader simultaneously grunts... he will find that it results in articulating a sound which might be written ULL or OLL in English, or AL in the Latin languages. AL... is therefore a natural gesture-word meaning up' + "One day the emissary's voice gave me a fabulous bonus. It said that, in order to ensure the keenness and accuracy of our dreaming attention, we must bring it from behind the roof of the mouth, where an enormous reservoir of attention is located in all human beings. The emissary's specific directions were to practice and learn the discipline and control necessary to press the tip of the tongue on the roof of the mouth while dreaming. This task is as difficult and consuming, the emissary said, as finding one's hands in a dream. But, once it is accomplished, this task gives the most astounding results in terms of controlling the dreaming attention." (Carlos Castaneda: The Art Of Dreaming)

an = wind (notebook 1930) Paget: Babel 47: (listing Indo-European roots) 'AN breathe' [.16-.18]

roh (ger) - raw, crude

re - regardings, concerning, with regard to

huckleberry - any of several shrubs of the genus Gaylussacia bearing small berries resembling blueberries + Mark Twain: Huckleberry Finn.

whenas - while; for the reason that; although, whereas

tuck - to put into a snug place, to pull or gather up in a fold or folds, to fold + {filled himself with blueberries when [food was] luck}

toss - to fling or jerk oneself about + toss up - prepare food quickly. 

youngster - a young person who is not of age; a child, esp. a boy + yang (Chinese) - ocean. 

fou - drunk; foul + fou (fr) - mad.

hock - the wine called in German Hochheimer, produced at Hochheim on the Main; hence, commercially extended to other white German wines

Becher (ger) - beaker, mug + {fell drunk from wine (hock)}

wherein - in what, in which, where

gauge - to 'take the measure' of + (gained the age of reason).

raisin - a cluster of grapes; a grape (obs.) + reason

ad = eat (notebook 1930) Paget: Babel 47: (listing Indo-European roots) 'AD eat'

aliment - nutriment, food

da = give (notebook 1930) Paget: Babel 47: (listing Indo-European roots) 'DA give'

dole - food or money given in charity

rap - to exchange, barter (dial. and slang.) + (notebook 1930): 'rup = break' Paget: Babel 47: (listing Indo-European roots) 'RUP break' .

rustic - a countryman, a peasant; a stone of the kind employed in rustic work (usu. pl.)

tame - to overcome the wildness or fierceness of (a man, animal, or thing) + (notebook 1930): 'tan = stretch' Paget: Babel 47: (listing Indo-European roots) 'TAN stretch'.

turmoil - disturbance, tumult; trouble

has + (notebook 1930): 'sa = sow' Paget: Babel 47: (listing Indo-European roots) 'SA sow (corn)'.

semination - sowing, planting

sue - to woo, court; to institute legal proceedings against (a person) + (notebook 1930): 'su = squeeze' Paget: Babel 47: (listing Indo-European roots) 'SU squeeze out'.

skivvy - a female domestic servant

on the sly - secretly

from hand to mouth - with attention to immediate wants only; by consuming food as soon as it is obtained, without provision for the future + (notebook 1930): 'from hand to mouth' Paget: Babel 54: 'the influence of unconscious mouth-gesture will continue to affect human speech as long as the pantomimic instincts of man and the sympathy between his hand and mouth both persist'.

earish - auricular + Irish + (notebook 1930): 'to learn earish'.

hack - to clear (a path) by cutting away vegetation + (notebook 1930): 'hang = static hack = dynamic' Paget: Babel 60: 'compare such words as clang and clack, hang and hack... the nasal sound symbolizes something static, the same mouth-gesture without the nasal bypassing something dynamic'.

hick - hiccup + heck - hell + hock - prison; to tease or harass + hic haec hoc (l) - this, this here (masc., fem., neut.)

himself + his help

hereafter - after this in time

Rialto - an exchange or mart + Rialto Bridge, Dublin (carries South Circular Road over Grand Canal).

ANNESLEY - Bridge (also Road) over Tolka River, Dublin (West of Fairview Park) 

BINNS'S BRIDGE - Bridge carrying Drumcondra Road across the Royal Canal, Dublin 

BALLS BRIDGE - Bridge which carries the ancient highway from Dublin to Blackrock over the Dodder River

Newcomen Bridge, Dublin (carries North Strand Road over Royal Canal) + at all + Tolka Bridge, Dublin (no such bridge, but five bridges span the Tolka river: Annesley, Ballybough, Drumcondra, Saint Mobhi's, Glasnevin). 

Ulysses.2.41: 'How, sir? Comyn asked. A bridge is across a river' (possibly alluding to Skeat's definition of a bridge as 'a structure built across a river').

dearth - scarcity of anything, material or immaterial; scanty supply

vile - to bring to a vile or low condition, to defile

ville - a town or village

Bornholm - Danish island in the Baltic Sea

town + The Wild Man from Borneo (song): 'The flea on the hair of the tail of the dog of the nurse of the child of the wife of the wild man from Borneo has just come to town'.

dye - to diffuse a colour or tint through; to tinge with a colour or hue; to colour + died

tartan - to clothe or array in tartan (a type of criss-crossed cloth associated with the different clans of the Scottish Highlands) + (7 colours of rainbow).

rue - a perennial evergreen shrub + (notebook 1930): 'tormentil rue root } red' The Scottish Clans and their Tartans xxviii: (native dyes used in Scottish tartan manufacture) 'Red... Rue root... Tormentil'.

dulse - an edible species of seaweed, Rhodymenia palmata, having bright red, deeply divided fronds + (notebook 1930): 'lichen dulse currants & ales } brown' The Scottish Clans and their Tartans xxviii: (native dyes used in Scottish tartan manufacture) 'Brown (yellowish)... Lichen... Dulse... Currant, with Alum'.

bracken - a fern; spec. (in modern writers) Pteris aquilina, the 'Brake'; a shade of brown resembling the colour of turning bracken; a warm orangey-brown + (notebook 1930): 'ashtree & bracken bog myrtle } yellow' The Scottish Clans and their Tartans xxviii: (native dyes used in Scottish tartan manufacture) 'Yellow... Bog-Myrtle... Ash-tree root... Bracken root'.

teasel - a plant of the genus Dipsacus, comprising herbs with prickly leaves and flower-heads, used for teasing or dressing cloth so as to raise a nap on the surface + (notebook 1930): 'broom whinbark teasel fuller's thistle heather } green' The Scottish Clans and their Tartans xxviii: (native dyes used in Scottish tartan manufacture) 'Green... Broom... Whin-bark... Teasel, or Fuller's Thistle... Heather, with Alum'.

sundew - any plant of the genus Drosera, which comprises small herbs growing in bogs + (notebook 1930): 'sundew cup moss rue root } purple' (semi-cancellation of 'cup moss') The Scottish Clans and their Tartans xxviii: (native dyes used in Scottish tartan manufacture) 'Purple... Sundew... Lichen, Cupmoss'.

cress - the common name of various cruciferous plants, having mostly edible leaves + (notebook 1930): 'wild cress } violet' ('violet' replaces a cancelled 'yellow') The Scottish Clans and their Tartans xxviii: (native dyes used in Scottish tartan manufacture) 'Violet... Wild Cress'.

gone + Gunn, Michael (1840-1901) - manager of the Gaiety Theatre, South King Street, Dublin; husband of Bessie Sudlow, father of Selskar Gunn + (notebook 1930): 'Gunn' The Scottish Clans and their Tartans 28: (a Scottish clan) 'Gunn'.

forgotten

stood - p. of stand - to resist without yielding or retreating + (notebook 1930): 'underwent a sharp siege'.

girth - to gird, surround, encompass + grosser (ger) - larger.

Cosgrave: North Dublin, City and Environs 29n: 'there are twenty-four Dublins in the United States'.

germinate - to sprout, put forth shoots, begin to vegetate

namesake - a person or thing having the same name as another + Lublin - City in Poland.

initial - an initial letter 

young rose [BUD] ...French - Egyptian [NIL] - Dublin + Nil (French) - Nile.

slump - to fall or sink suddenly, collapse; a collapse

Christie's - London auction house

heart + (Eve made of Adam's rib).

blood is thicker than water - the tie of relationship is strong

Bishop of Glendalough (post declined by Saint Laurence O'Toole)

Howth + hoed (Dutch) - hat + Finnegan's Wake (song): 'Tim Finnegan... he carried a hod' + Earl of Howth.

surrounded + you and I...surrented by...bldns - [dUblIns] + Sorrento - part of Dalkey. 

brwnt (Welsh) - foul, dirty

Erin’s free port + polt - a blow, a hard rap or knock; poult (a chicken, a child) + Lord Elgin signed a peace-treaty in 1860 which made Peking a port which Europeans could feely enter.

The Inner City of Peking contains Hwang Cheng, known as the "Imperial City" or "Forbidden City" + hwang (Chinese) - yellow + huang-shang (Chinese) - a term for Emperor (Chinese French Romanisation: chang).

was one of your 

pipey - containing tubular formations, having the hollow form of a pipe + highty-tighty (Slang) - uppish, quarrelsome + pipe

fancy - to frame in fancy; to portray in the mind; to picture to oneself

fag - a cheap cigarette; any cigarette (the current use)

at his

mish - missionary + SLIEVE MISH - Mountain, County Antrim, where St Patrick tended swine as a boy slave of Milchu.

MELL OF MOY - Ancient Irish elysium; Magh Meall, Ir. "honey plain." A name for the Otherworld.  

venture - voyage + cardinal virtue + *IJ* and *VYC*.

capitol - the building in which a legislative body meets, statehouse + capital sins.

pocketbook - a book for notes, memoranda, etc., intended to be carried in the pocket; a note-book 

packetboat - a boat or vessel plying at regular intervals between two ports for the conveyance of mails, also of goods and passengers; a mail-boat. 

keep - care, attention; charge

Bartholomew Van Homrigh, Lord-Mayor of Dublin (1697-8)

Benjamin Lee Guinness, Lord-Mayor of Dublin (1861)

Peter Paul McSwiney, Lord-Mayor of Dublin (1864, 1875)

T.D. Sullivan, Lord-Mayor of Dublin (1886-7)

Valentine Blake Dillon, Lord-Mayor of Dublin (1894-5)

T.C. Harrington, Lord-Mayor of Dublin (1901-4)

Laurence O'Neill, Lord-Mayor of Dublin (1917-23)

lunger - one suffering from a chronic disease of the lungs + lunch

diener - a laboratory helper + Diener (ger) - servant + dinner

souper (Anglo-Irish) - a Catholic who converts to Protestantism in return for food

Tipperary - county in Ireland

distinctly - clearly, plainly + Dear Dirty Dublin.

Wehr (ger) - defence, corps

morder = murder

ostman = hoastman - a member of a corporation of merchant guild in Newcastle-upon tyre + Ostmen - Scandinavians anciently settled along the east coast of Ireland + Ottoman (named after founder of the dynasty, Osman).

effendi - a Turkish title of respect chiefly applied to members of learned professions, master

serge - a woollen fabric

padishah - a persian title ("great king" or "emperor") applied in Persia to the shah, in Europe usu. to the sultan of Turkey + {a Viking offender, Sergeant Paddy or Ottoman ruler}

baas - master, boss; base

Priam - last king of Troy, character of Homer's, Shakespeare's 

parisite - a fluocarbonate of the metals of the cerium group, found in small brownish-yellow crystals in the emerald mines of Colombia + Paris - son of Priam. Carried off Helen to Troy, occasioning the Troyan War.

Les Rois Fainéants (fr) - "sluggard kings", last of the Merovingian kings (500 -751)

tiara - a high ovate-cylindrical or dome-shaped diadem worn by the pope; a kind of turban worn by Persians; the head-dress of the Jewish High Priest + Tara of the kings - ancient capital of Ireland.

scone - (More fully scone cap) 'The old broad bonnet of the Lowlands'; a large round cake + According to Keating, a 17th century Irish historian, the Coronation Stone in the coronation chair in Westminster Abbey is Lia Fáil, the stone on which Irish kings were crowned at Tara, brought to London by Edward I from Scone, Scotland, where it was on loan.

unfillable - incapable of being filled, insatiable

liam - leash + Liam (Irish) - William + LIA FAIL - The "Stone of Destiny," a monolith at ancient Tara which shrieked at the coronation of rightful high kings, and caused "black spot" on any guilty man seated on it. 

felled - p. of fell - to beat or knock down, kill + William Gladstone 'failed' Parnell ('uncrowned King of Ireland') in Westminster when the Home Rule Bill was defeated.

Westminster - section of London in which the house of parliament is located. Wesminster Abbey is now the repository of the Lia Fail, aka the Stone of Scone. 

strike out - to cancel or expunge with or as with the stroke of pen + strike - to deal or aim a blow with the fist, a stick, etc. Const. at. Also to strike back, out.

row - 'To make a vigorous investigation' into something (dial.)

saul = soul + Saule (ger) - column, pillar + Saul converted on road to Damascus, then took name Paul.

appaling + Paul.

predicament - condition, situation, position; esp. an unpleasant, trying, or dangerous situation.

Budapest

match head - a piece of chemical composition with which a match is tipped

aspen - a tree of the poplar family (Populus tremula), with greyish bark and spreading branches, the leaves of which are specially liable to the tremulous motion that characterizes all the poplars + alpenstock.

He will never set the Liffey on fire (or 'He’ll never set the Thames on fire') - He’ll never make any figure in the world; never plant his footsteps on the sands of time.

spare the rod - to leave (a person) unhurt, to refrain from inflicting punishment upon + Spare the rod and spoil the child (proverb).

Marry in haste and repent at leisure (proverb) + married with Kate + 4-stage Viconian cycle: thunder, marriage, burial, providence [.14-.17].

punk (Slang) - prostitute + punk - to quit + repented

Rosie O'Grady (song): 'And when we are married, O how happy we'll be'

make the welkin ring - to make loud sounds + welkin (Archaic) - sky.

Wilkins Micawber - an improvident person who lives in expectation of an upturn in his fortunes (a character in Dicken’s novel "David Copperfield").

the god on top of the staircase - Osiris in 'the oldest representation of the god which we have', according to Wallis Budge.

carrion - dead putrefying flesh of man or beast + Budge: The Book of the Dead xxi: (The early inhabitants of Egypt) 'made no attempt to mummify the bodies... still... many bodies have been found wrapped in skins of animals, and grass mats'.

mat - a piece of a coarse fabric formed by plaiting rushes, sedge, straw, bast, etc., intended to lie, sit, or kneel upon, or for use as a protective covering for floors, walls, plants, etc., or in packing furniture.

falsehood - that which is contrary to fact or truth; an untrue proposition, doctrine, belief, etc.

spindle - intr. Of cereals: To shoot up into the slender stalks on which the ear is formed; to rise in a slender form + spindel (Swedish) - spider + Joyce's note: 'Spiders' web over cavemouth' Holland 82: It is related that some of the scouts came to the very mouth of the cave [where Mohammed was hiding], and were about to enter when they noticed a thick network of spider's web spun across the opening. Feeling certain that no one could have passed into the cave for a considerable time, they agreed that further search was useles..

unsightliness - ugliness

nestling - a young bird which is not yet old enough to leave the nest; the youngest child of a family + Joyce's note: 'accacia tree with 2 wild pigeons' Holland 82-83: Another legend tells that a party of armed men, ranging over Mount Thaur, came to the entrance of the cave, and behold! an acacia tree had sprung up just in front of the narrow opening, and two wild pigeons had perched on its branches… To this day the birds are regarded as sacred in the territory of Meccah; flocks of them are always to be seen around the Kaabah, and no one would ever think of hurting them.

liven = enliven

arbutus - a genus of evergreen shrubs and trees + My Love's an Arbutus (song).

strike hands - (said of two parties to a bargain) to take one another by the hand in confirmation of a bargain

warsheet - some kind of rope used on a ship + sheet - a broad piece of linen or cotton stuff, canvas, or the like, for covering, swathing, protecting from injury, etc. (obs.)

pledge - to bind by or as if by a pledge, plight + Joyce's note: 'great pledge' → Holland: The Story of Mohammed 77: (of a famous early pledge to Islam) 'the Second or Great Pledge of Al-Akabah'.

mantle - a loose sleeveless cloak of varying length; Applied (often with qualification Irish mantle) to a kind of blanket or plaid worn until the 17th c. by the rustic Irish, often as their only covering + Joyce's note: 'green mantle' Holland 80: Rumors of the plot [by the Kuraysh] having reached Mohammed, he escaped from the back of his house, and took refuge with his friend Abu Bakr. Meanwhile Ali laid himself down on the Prophet's bed, wrapped in his green mantle, to deceive any of the enemy who might chance to look in.

vicelegal, viceregal + (our friend the Viking king, but also our sworn foe).

sworn foe - one who has vowed perpetual enmity against another; hence, a determined or irreconcilable enemy + Swaran - in Macpherson's Fingal, leader of the Norse against whom Fingal fights. The Norse are defeated and general reconciliation occurs + foi (fr) - fidelity, loyalty, guarantee, confidence.

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal I: 'Four stones... rise on the grave of Câthba' (glossed in a footnote: 'This passage alludes to the manner of burial among the ancient Scots. They opened a grave six or eight feet deep... and four stones placed on end to mark the extent of the grave').

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora III: 'It is pierced, by his streams' (describes the death of Tur-lathon, whose shield was apparently pierced by the streams of the the Moruth river).

wassail bowl - a bowl used for mixing and serving liquor formerly drunk in England

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: The Death of Cuthullin: 'He offered him the shell of joy' + James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: The War of Inis-Thona: 'They rejoiced in the shell' (glossed in a footnote: 'a phrase for feasting sumptuously and drinking freely' (as shells were used as drinking vessels)).

MORA - In Macpherson's poems, one of a chain of hills overlooking Moi-lena, the valley of the Lubar River, and the hill of Lora across the valley. Fingal spends most of his time there watching battles in the valley. 

in readiness - in a state of preparation + James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora III: 'firm look in readiness' (gloss of name of Cairbar and Cathmor's father, Colc-ulla).

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora I: 'forward spear' (glossed in a footnote as signifying hostility).

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora V: 'her feet of wind'.

currach - a small boat made of wickerwork covered with hides, used from ancient times in Scotland and Ireland + Curach - Ossianic hero, killed by Swaran + James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal I: 'Curach' (glossed in a footnote: 'Cu-roach... the madness of battle').

strew - to scatter, spread loosely

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora VII: 'The poet describes a kind of mist, which rose by night from the Lake of Lego, and was the usual residence of the souls of the dead, during the interval between their decease and the funeral song'.

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal IV: 'I went, in suit of the maid, to Lego's sable surge. Twelve of my people were there, the sons of the streamy Morven!'

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora III: (of Fingal) 'brightening in the last of his fields'.

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora VIII: (Fingal's companions) 'looked sidelong on Erin's host, and darkened as they went' (i.e. grieved).

Year of mourning (Joyce's note) → Holland: The Story of Mohammed 64: (of the death of Mohammed's wife Khadijah and of his uncle and protector Abu Talib) 'With good reason was the year in which these events took place called the Year of Mourning'.

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal I: 'Fithil' (glossed in a footnote: 'an inferior bard'; also in Temora IV) + 'fidhil' is English 'feel' spelt as Irish.

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal II: 'the ghost of Crugal came from his cave. the stars dim twinkled through his form'.

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Temora I: 'Fingal, who is terrible in battle, the king of streamy Morven!' + James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal III: 'Morven's' (glossed in a footnote: 'All the northwest coast of Scotland probably went, of old, under the name of Morven, which signifies a ridge of very high hills').

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal IV: 'sunbeam' (glossed in a footnote: 'Fingal's standard was distinguished by the name of "sunbeam"... To begin a battle is expressed, in old composition, by "lifting of the sunbeam"').

hereditatis columna erecta (l) - the lofty column of inheritance [Wellington monument]

hagios chiton eripheios (gr) - holy garment of a kid, sacred tunic of a young he-goat

nod - to let the head fall forward when drowsy or asleep

for the nonce - for the occasion; hence (in modern use), for the time being; temporarily

crow - to utter a loud inarticulate sound of joy or exultation

cheerio - a parting exclamation of encouragement; 'goodbye'; a salutation before drinking

ecumenical - belonging to or representing the whole (Christian) world, or the universal church; general, universal, catholic

equate - to state the equality of (one quantity) to or with (another).

integras (l) - you make whole, heal, repair + eliminated integrals + {was split in the middle [two girls]}

3/1 is an improper fraction

conical - cone shaped + comical headpiece (Confucius had a strange bump on his forehead).

headpiece - a piece of armour for the head, a helmet; any covering for the head, a cap + Finnegan's Wake (song): 'Tim Finnegan... he carried a hod'.

Confucius and his mother moved to Chufu after father's death

chinchin - esp. of greeting or farewell, trivial talk, chatter; a phrase of salutation; insolent talk + name 'Chinese' taken from short-lived rule of Chins + (the Chinese letter 'Chin' looks like *M*).

Festy King [085.23] + Confucius (Kung Fu-tze) born after his parents' prayer at a shrine from which Tai Shan (The Great Mountain, a sacred mountain) was visible to the North + kangaroo.

Thailand + Tasmania + T'AI SHAN - Mountain, Shantung province, China; for 4 millennia it has been a sacred mountain and a pilgrimage site, with pilgrims climbing the road to the temples on top + shanty (Anglo-Irish) - old house.  

gasometer - aparatus for measuring and hoding gas; voluble talker (Slang)

lithium - a metallic element of the alkaline group + *I*

lurid - pale and dismal in colour; shining with a red glow or glare amid darkness + *J*

anularis (l) - relating to a signet-ring; a white color made from chalk

wallow - to move about heavily or clumsily

REGENT CIRCUS - When Nash built London's Regent Street, in 1816-20, the circus at the intersection with Piccadilly Street was called Regent Circus, and only later in the century did it become universally known as Piccadilly Circus + raggiante (it) - radiant + circos (l) - precious stone mentioned by Pliny.  

cabal - a small body of persons engaged in secret or private machination or intrigue; a secret + Cabal - King Arthur's dog + cobblestone - rectangular paving stone with curved top (once used to make roads). 

coping - Arch. The uppermost course of masonry or brickwork in a wall, usually made of a sloping form to throw off rain + København (Danish) - Copenhagen.

cavin - a hollow way or natural hollow, sufficiently capacious to hold a body of troops, and faciliate their approach to a fortress + cabin + cavern.

canine - of, belonging to, or characteristic of, a dog; having the nature or qualities of a dog + (canine constant ~ faithful dog).

American + ammirare (Italian) - to wonder at.

approximate + 'paroxysm' from Greek par oxys: beyond acute.

preciosity + a peu prés (fr) - almost.

Atlas - high mountain in Mauretania, on which heaven was fabled to rest

allongement (fr) - elongation in space or time + alignment.

stickler - mediator, meddler

BATTERSTOWN - Town, County Meath, 15 miles North-West of Dublin. Baile an Bothair, Ir. "town of the road" + Booterstown - district of Dublin + Battle of Badour, won by Arthur.  

bare + Finn's hunt for the magic boar.

truth + Twrch Trwyth - a boar hunted by King Arthur in Mabinogi, killed by Mordred.

Mordred on Modred - King Arthur's nephew/son, who brought down the Round Table and was killed by Arthur + madradh (Irish) - dog + moderates. 

CAMDEN STREET - The section North of the Grand Canal of the main road from Dame Street to Rathmines and Rathgan (not to Booterstown) + CAMLAN - Somewhere in Cornwall, possibly near Camelford, site of the battle (53 AD) in which King Arthur was killed, betrayed by his nephew Modred, who also was slain.   

Hannibal + The Book of Aneirin: 'an Arthur in the exhaustive conflict'.

Otho, Marcus Salvius (32-69) - Roman emperor for three months 69 A.D. Ineffectual emperor, he commited suicide so creating a by-word for softness of character + an author to return [transition to Shem].

aiger = eager - tidal bore + eager - characterized by or manifesting alacrity or impatient desire + William Shakespeare: Hamlet I.4.2: 'a nipping and an eager air' + aigre (fr) - chill, bitter.

struggle for lifer - one who has a struggle to live; usually, one who is unscrupulous in his efforts to advance himself in the world.

wooing - alluring, enticing + 4 elements: fire, air, earth, water.

divest - to unclothe

Nathaniel Lee: The Rival Queens (a play) + *IJ* + {he removed his clothes to save the two girls from drowning in the Liffey}

Grimshaw, Bagshaw, and Bradshaw - a farce performed at the Haymarket, 1856 + *VYC*.

make off with  - to decamp with (something) in one's possession

stolen

taxed - subjected to a tax

rated - subject to rates

licensed - to whom or for which a licence has been granted; provided with a licence. Now often spec. (of a house, etc.) licensed for the sale of alcoholic liquor.

rented - possessed of property yielding a revenue or income (obs.) + rant - to use bombastic laguage + granted

stonehead - the top of the stratum of solid stone or bed-rock beneath the loose or soft superficial deposit + James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Cath-loda I: 'Three stones, with heads of moss, are there'.

white horse - a mass of rock enclosed within a lode + The 'White Horse of Wanstead' is a figure almost 400 ft long cut into the side of a chalk hill near Uffingtom, England; by tradition it originally celebrated Alfred's victory over the Danes + White Horse Hill, Berks, England.

print - any indentation in a surface, preserving the form left by the pressure of some body, as the print of a foot in the ground.

costellare (it) - to constellate, to spangle

miracolone (it) - big miracle + mira (it) - look + culone (it) - big arse.

monstrum (l) - monster; evil omen + uccellino (it) - little bird.

lead - to go in advance of others, take the lead in an expedition or course of action

applause

hiss - to make this sound as an expression of disapproval or derision

snake charmer - an entertainer who exhibits his proffesed power to charm or fascinate venomous snakes

stage + {led the applause at the Creation [play] and hissed a charming snake off the stage}

hound - to hunt, chase, or pursue with hounds

haunter - one who haunts (in various senses), a frequenter

harrier - harasser, a persistent attacker; a hound that resembles a foxhound but is smaller (used to hunt rabbits).

marrier - one that marries

terrier - a small, active, intelligent variety of dog, which pursues its quarry (the fox, badger, etc.) into its burrow or earth + 'terrier' derived from Latin terra (hence, burial).

tamh (tav) (gael) - sleep, death + tavs (Danish) - silent + Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief (nursery rhyme) + 4-stage Viconian cycle: thunder, marriage, burial, ricorso [414.31].

Olaf - first Norse king of Dublin

oxman - a man who tends or drives oxen + Oxman - Viking (as in Oxmantown, part of North Dublin).

Turko the Terrible - first Christmas pantomime at Gaiety Theatre, Dublin (Ulysses.1.258) + Thorgil - Turgesius [051.16].

vespasian - a public lavatory in France (from Titus Flavius Vespasianus, Roman emperor) + Vespasianus (l) - Roman emperor, A.D. 69-79, overthrew Vitellius who had overthrown Otho.

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (161-180 A.D.) - Roman emperor, stoic philosopher, author of Meditations

whiggamore - Originally, One of a body of insurgents of the West of Scotland who in 1648 marched on Edinburgh, their expedition being called the 'whiggamore raid, road, or inroad'; later (contemptuous), = Whig.

traditor (l) - traitor + traditore (it) - traitor + Tory + tory (Anglo-Irish) - robber.

raglan - an overcoat without shoulder seams (after the lord Raglan, the Brittish commander in the Crimean war) + Raglan Road, Dublin + Ragnarøkr (Old Norse) - destruction of the Norse gods.

MARLBOROUGH PLACE - A mews off East side of Marlborough Street. 

cromlech - a structure of prehistoric age consisting of a large flat or flattish unhewn stone resting horizontally on three or more stones set upright.

Cromail (krumil) (gael) - English name Cromwell + Cromleach and Crommal Hill, County Antrim, in James Macpherson's "The Poems of Ossian".

farfamed - that is famed to a great distance, well known

(pissed into the river)

Lubar (luber) (gael) - Convolutions; according to Macpherson, a name for the Six-Mile river, Co. Antrim.

mareschal = marshal - to arrange, place or rank in order at a feast + Marschall (ger) - marshal.

wardmote - a meeting of the citizens of a ward; esp. in the City of London, a meeting of the liverymen of a ward under the presidency of the alderman.

delimit - to mark or determine the limits of

main - the chief or principal part; a host of men, a (military) force

netted - caught in a net

nibble - to take little bites, to eat or feed in this fashion

turn the scale - to cause one scale of a balance to descend

gross - to become gross or great, to increase + grace

ton

BANBA - One of the 3 queens of the Tuatha Dé Danann (according to Keating); the others were Eire and Fodhla. Sovereignty rotated annually among the 3 kings, and each year the country took the name of the ruling queens. Since Eire was queen when the Milesians arrived, they knew Ireland by her name alone. 

Beurla (Irish) - English language

mela (it) - apple + melarancia (it) - orange (fruit).

doughty - valiant, brave, stout, formidable

granturco (it) - maize + El Gran Turco (sp) - Sultan of Turkey.

orge (fr) - barley

formento (Italian Archaic) - wheat

Luxemburger + Lachs (ger) - salmon + bulge, lean + {a Luxemburger [lax], he leaps like lean salmon}

genial - sympathetically cheerful, jovial, kindly

sagacity - keenness and soundness of judgement in the estimation of persons and conditions

benevolence - disposition to do good, desire to promote the happiness of others, kindness, generosity, charitable feeling (as a general state or disposition towards mankind at large).

forbear - an ancestor, forefather, progenitor (usually more remote than a grandfather) + [Mahon].

turnpike - tollgate, a toll road, a main road

Carey, James (1845-83) - one of the Invincibles who killed Lord Frederick Cavendish and T. H. Burke in the Phoenix Park, then turned informer + quare (l) - by what means, how?

cur - a dog; a worthless, low-bred, or snappish dog + cur (l) - why? + Daniel Curley was one of the Invincibles hanged for the murders.

burked (Slang) - smothered + barked + {how was he convicted, and why was he murdered?}

partitioned - having partitions, divided or separated by partitions

Irsk (Danish) - Irish + holm (Danish) - islet + Partition of Ireland, 1922.

United Irishmen - nationalist group founded by Wolfe Tone, 1791

take a swing at - to deliver a punch with a sweep of the arm (boxing) + svigermoder (Danish) - mother-in-law + svig (Danish) - deceit.

Methyr - name of Isis in Plutarch + methy (gr) - wine.

gorko (Serbian) - bitter + tasted a bit corky (wine).

(salmon travelling upriver) + REFERENCE

komm (ger) - come + Tom, Dick and Harry.

eile dich (ger) - hurry up

Huckleberry Finn, Tom Sawyer - characters in Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

warden - one who guards, protects, or defends + warden (ger) - wait.

havoc - devastation, destruction + Howth.

James Macpherson: The Poems of Ossian: Fingal I: 'Moran the son of Fithil!' (glossed in a footnote: 'Moran signifies many').

rope - to lay hold of + Europe.

Home Ruler - one who advocates or practises Home Rule (government of a country, colony, province, etc., by its own citizens).

figure - portray, consider, assume, to give figure to, to form, shape, to represent in a picture + (figure in an illustration).

hoist - to raise aloft; to set or put up; to place on high

scruff -  the back side of the neck

shaggy - covered with or having long coarse or bushy hair + (hanged by the neck).

ration - to supply (persons) with rations, to provision; to divide (food, etc.) into rations, to serve out in fixed quantities

isobaric - indicating equal barometric pressure

patty - a little pie or pasty + (Eucharist) + (cannibalism).

(Adam)

RIESENGEBIRGE - "Giant mountains"; mountain range, part of Sudetic Mountains, along the boundary between South-West Poland (former Prussia) and North Czech + (the mountain of a man). 

fit up - to supply with necessary fittings, furniture, or stores

plantureux (fr) - copious + planters - English settled on forfeited Irish lands in 17th century.

existency - something which exists; a being, an entity

Sweet Rosie O'Grady (song) + oog (Dutch) - eye.  

mite - a very small object; often, a very small living creature, as a tiny child + (the mite of a woman).

taut ship - a disciplined or strictly run ship

scupper - pl. an opening in a ship's side on a level with the deck to allow water to run away; a deprecatory term for woman esp. a prostitute

awash - washed by the sea, covered with water

mack - neat, tidy, apt, convenient + mach - make, do.

Liebster (ger) - dearest + lobsterpot [or 'dear pet' ALP].

aquascutum (l) - water-shield + scutum (l) - shield + aquascutum - mackintosh ('Aquascutum' is a UK-based luxury clothing manufacturer and retailer, owned by Jaeger) + aquarium.

kay - key; left, sinister; "k" + gay women (Slang) - whores + kay (Anglo-Irish Pronunciation) - quay.

G man - a political detective in Ireland, a special agent (U.S.) + gee - horse, "g".

pierce - to enter, penetrate, or pass, as something sharp-pointed, into or through + Persse... O'Reilly + (javelin throwers).

ally - one united or associated with another by treaty or league

host - an armed company or multitude of men; a "company" of sparrows

"rawl chocolates" + (soldiers)

third party - a person other than the principals

rot - the process of rotting, or the state of being rotten; decay, putrefaction

rant - to talk or declaim in an extravagant high-flown manner; to use bombastic language; to be jovial, boisterous, uproariously gay or merry

oxtail - the skinned tail of cattle used for soup

porto - a well-known strong dark-red wine of Portugal

flippant - ready in the use of words, speaking freely, fluent, talkative, voluble

bigoted - obstinately and blindly attached to some creed, opinion, or party + Pigott Richard - English journalist. On April 18, 1887, The Times published a facsimile of a letter purporting to be written by Parnell condoning the Phoenix Park murders of May 1882. Nearly two years later, on the examination of Charles Russell, counsel of Parnel, Pigott's mis-speling of the word 'hesitancy' had revealed him as the forger of the letters supposedly written by Parnell himself, for in them the same error occured. 

silvicola (l) - inhabiting woods, sylvan + "Sylvia Silence, the girl detective..."

Matrosen (ger) - sailors + Hosen (ger) - trousers + "Meagher, a naval rating,... with whom were Questa and Puella,..."

sinews - strength, energy, force + the sinews of war - money. 

chest of drawers

fief = feoff - an estate of inheritance in land + William Shakespeare: King Lear III.4.174: 'Fie, foh, and fum'.

copyhold - a kind of tenure in England of ancient origin

alday - every day, always

polemy - warfare, strife; polemical writing + polity - mode of administering or managing public or private affairs, policy + polemopoliteia (gr) - war-citizenship.

suntime - a time of brightness or joy; solar time

for the love of - for the sake of, on account of + {his pub is always open for sake of the city, except at night-time when he makes love to Janus [ALP/Issy]}

Janus - an ancient Italian deity, regarded as the doorkeeper of heaven, as guardian of doors and gates, and as presiding over the entrance upon or beginning of things; represented with a face on the front and another on the back of his head; the doors of his temple in the Roman Forum were always open in time of war, and shut in time of peace.

petti- - designing garments having some of the characteristics or functions of a petticoat + pickle - an unattractive woman.

jewess - a female jew + Maria the Jewess (or Maria Prophetissa) - important figure of early alchemy (she has lived anywhere between the first and third centuries A.D.). Several cryptic alchemical precepts have been attributed to Maria Prophetissa. She is said to have spoken of the union of opposites: "Join the male and the female, and you will find what is sought." The following was known as the Axiom of Maria: "One becomes two, two becomes three, and out of the third comes the one as the fourth."

Raoul - hero of Meyerbeen's opera, Les Huguenots; hero of Sweets of Sin  

in the sulks - in a state of ill humour + silks.

popeling - papist, a petty or deputy pope + Ulysses.8.622: 'poplin... The huguenots brought that here' + (Catholic).

run down - to collide with and knock down, to chase until exhausted

Huguenot - a French Protestant (16., 17. cent.)

Bonaparte

Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington

uber (ger) - over + Meer (ger) - sea + Schall (ger) - resonance, echo + marshal.

Blücher (1742-1819) - Prussian marshal who came to Wellington's aid at Waterloo.  

supercharger - compressor that forces increased oxygen into the cylinders of an internal-combustion engine

Levey & O'Rorke: Annals of the Theatre Royal, Dublin 15: 'Mons. Ducrow and his Equestrian Company in the interesting spectacle, "The Battle of Waterloo." Ducrow was indeed the Napoleon of Equestrians' (Andrew Ducrow was a horseman).

Mudson (Slang) - Adam

paunch - the belly + Punch - the name of the principal character, a grotesque hump-backed figure, in the puppet-show called Punch and Judy. (The name Judy for 'Punch's wife' appears to be later.) 

judex - judge

full of beans - lively

brehon - a lawyer of ancient Ireland

cauchemar (fr) - nightmare + coachman.

ectoplasm - a viscous substance which is supposed to emanate from the body of a spiritualistic medium, and to develop into a human form or face.

pass for - to be taken for, to be accepted as

baa - the bleat of a sheep + 'Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?' (nursery rhyme)

black sheep - a bad character

wooly - a woollen garment or covering; a sheep

dramatize - to convert into a drama; to put into dramatic form, adapt for representation on the stage

Buck Mulligan + Alice Milligan: The Last Feast of the Fianna (a one-act play about Finn MacCool).

shepherd + Schubert, Franz Peter (1797-1828) - German composer. 

Samuel A. Ossory Fitzpatrick - author of 'Dublin, Historical and Topographical Account' + W.J. Fitzpatrick - authority on social life of past Ireland.

emirate - the jurisdiction or government of an emir

The Boys of Wexford (song about the 1798 insurgents)

babu - a Hindy gentleman + babbo (it) - daddy (babbo was used in Joyce household).

identified + indemnify - to secure against loss or damage, to insure, to provide someone with protection, especially financial protection, against possible loss, damage, or liability.

boro - rice harvested in spring; a pledge, borrow + Brian Boru - Irish high king who defeated the Danes at the Battle of Clontarf, 1014; his name is etymologised as 'Brian of the tributes'.

schenken (ger) - to give (present), to pour out (a drink) + schenkt (ger) - pours, gives + Schenke (ger) - pub.

the brig (Slang) - military punishment cells + sent to Coventry - ostracised + (Henry II gave Dublin to people of Bristol in 1173).

drey = dry + drei (ger) - three + Ulysses.12.1460: 'three birthplaces of the first duke of Wellington'.

Ortschaft (ger) - village, place

entumulatus (l) - put into a burial mound, buried 

triplex (l) - threefold

likeness - a sculptured image, a statue; resemblance, similarity

terre cuite = terra cotta - a hard unglazed pottery, an object of art made of this substance + cuite (fr) - burned, fired.

give (something or someone) a rest - to stop thinking or talking about

rainbowed - brightened or spanned with or as with a rainbow

ebriety (Archaic) - drunkenness + Liberty, Fraternity, Equality - the motto of the French Revolution.

fraternity - a body or order of men organized for religious or devout purposes a body of men associated by some tie or common interest; a company, guild + froth-for-eternity.

reverse - the side of a coin or medal that does not bear the principal design.

make a virtue of - to make a merit of, to gain credit by + make a virtue of necessity - obtain kudos from apparently willingly doing something that one was in fact couldn't avoid doing. It is also used to mean 'submit with good grace'.

Necessity is the mother of invention

obverse - the side of a coin or medal bearing the principal stamp or design + the obverse and reverse - the front and the back side.

mar - to spoil, impair + to mar (one's) market - to spoil (one's) own trade + {his first son makes a virtue of necessity [Shaun], while his other upsets his mother with all his invention [Shem]}

gunwale - the upper edge of a ship's side; flat braided cord attached near the lower edge of a sail for tying up a reef + {put silk on his sides and he's the second city in the Empire}

imperial - a kind of roofing slate + Hall: Dublin and Wicklow: 'In population and size, Dublin is the second city of the British Empire'.

point - a lace for tying parts of a garment + (points attach hose to doublet).

tenter = tenter hook - a hooked nail or spike, a metal hook upon which anything is hung.

lath - thin strips of wood used as a base for applying plaster + lath and plaster (Rhyming Slang) - master.

plaster - a mixture of lime or gypsum with sand and water which hardens into a smooth solid (used to cover walls and ceilings) + {undo his stockings and his clothes and he’s the true master}

allthing - even, just, all through, entirely; everything + Althing (Danish) - national assembly.

ovum (l) - egg + ovo (l) - to exult, rejoice + uovo (it) - egg + each of us.

basideus (l) = basileus (gr) - king

árd-rí (Irish) - high king

kongsemne (Norwegian) - heir to the crown; pretender, claimant + Henrik Ibsen: "Kongs-Emnerne" (The Crown-Pretenders).

rex regulorum (l) - king of princes, king of kinglings

Dee river (two such rivers, in Scotland and in England) + Saint Patrick landed at Inverdea, at the mouth of the Vartry river (previously the Dea river).

broadside - at large, at random, all together + bared his backside at Balaclava [Russian General].

Eldorado - fictious country abounding in gold, a place of fabulous wealth

ultima Thule - The ancient Greek and Latin name (first found in Polybius's account of the voyage of Pytheas) for a land six days' sail north of Britain, which he supposed to be the most northerly region in the world; fig. the highest or uttermost point or degree attained or attainable, the acme, limit + thole - to endure with patience.

kraal - an enclosure for domestic animals, corral; a village of south African native peoples + kralj (Serbian) = král (Czech ) - king.

fou - drunk; foul + fou (fr) - mad + four

feud - a state of perpetual hostility between two families, tribes, or individuals, marked by murderous assaults in revenge for some previous insult or injury; Feudal Law. An estate in land (in England always a heritable estate), held on condition of homage and service to a superior lord, by whom it is granted and in whom the ownership remains.

pub crawl - a tour of bars or public houses (usually taking one drink at each stop)

pub - public house

lay out - to arrange, design, to plan in detail

lashings - a great plenty, abundance

livery - livery stable (a stable where horses are kept at livery, or are let out for hire) + lavery (Slang) - Irish one pound note with portrait of Lady Lavery posing as an Irish colleen (painted by her husband, Sir John Lavery). 

hunt down - to chase (an animal) until caught or killed

pled - p. of plead + paid + played.

double or quits - a bet of the same value as the initial one, resulting in either a doubling of a loss, or it being cancelled

hush up - to reduce to tranquillity, to suppress (anything disturbing or disquieting)

bucker - a horse given to bucking + bugger.

sodden - saturated or soaked with water or moisture + Deucalion and Pyrrha, the only two survivors of the Flood in Greek mythology, created people by throwing stones behind their back.

dragoon - to compel by coercion, threats, or crude means; a heavily armed trooper in some European armies of the 17th and 18th centuries + Cadmus sowed dragons' teeth and armed warriors sprang up (so had Jason).

peos (gr) - penis + opla (gr) - weapons + pladô (gr) - to be flaccid

Gambrinus, Gaudio - Flemish king, credited with brewing the first beer  

Peter the Great

hearts

diamonds + demimonde - a class of woman not considered respectable because of indiscreet or promiscuous behavior.

spate - a flood or inundation; esp. a sudden flood or rising in a river or stream caused by heavy rains or melting snow + spades

twi- - twice, double, two + 29.

nurse (Slang) - prostitute + *IJ*

drum (Slang) - brothel

three to one - three chances to one, the ratio of three to one + tre (it) - three + uno (it) - one + 31 + *VYC*.

tip the scale - to register weight on a scale, to shift the balance of fortune or power + {he enjoyed the two nurses [prostitutes] but three-to-one [soldiers] tipped the scale against him}

reel - a (long) portion of a motion picture; In early usage in Cinemat., reel was restricted in signification to a fixed length of film, normally one thousand feet at 35 mm.

brace - a pair, a couple. Often a mere synonym for two + Mrs Anne Bracegirdle (1674- 1748) - English actress.

girdle - a woman’s close fitting undergarment + girls

silver - the metal as used for the ornamentation of textile fabrics, silver thread + silver screen (Slang) - cinema + {he had the title role opposite a brace of actresses on the Silver Screen}

sequence - serial arrangement in which things follow in logical order or a recurrent pattern; to arrange in a sequence; the action of following in order

set - the place or area in which filming takes place

crookback - one who has a crooked back, a hunchback

titular - a person having a title

rick - a sprain or overstrain, esp. in the back + Richard III (1452-85) - English king of the House of York, crookbacked like HCE, called The Boar or The Hog, from the device on his crest. In Shakespeare's Richard III, he is a villain, brother-slayer + Richard Burbage - Shakespearian actor.  

barry - barracuda + Harry + Barry, Spranger (1719-77) - Dublin-born actor who built the Crow Street Theatre, David Garrick's London rival. 

get on - move along, proceed, to mount (a horse, etc.)

come off - to take place, happen; to get off, escape, to detach oneself, to fall off

vigintiquinque (l) - twenty five

germinal - incipient, embryonic, rel. to germ; the seventh month of the French revolutionary calendar (early spring, March 21 to April 19; so 25 Germinal fell on 14-16 April in the years it was in use) + [controversy between old Irish and Roman churches over the date of Easter, i.e. 22 March (first possible date) and 25 April (last possible date)].

Ojibway Indians of North Ontario + Haveth Childers Everywhere.

arithmo- - number + -sophy - knowledge + aritmosophia (gr) - skill in counting, number-wisdom, philosophy based on numbers (favourite of Crowley, Ripel, Grant etc.) + In Theosophy, it is believed the Seven Stars of the Pleiades focus the spiritual energy of the Seven Rays from the Galactic Logos to the Seven Stars of the Great Bear, then to Sirius, then to the Sun, then to the god of Earth (Sanat Kumara), and finally through the seven Masters of the Seven Rays to the human race.

Plough and the Stars - flag used by Irish rebels

URSA MAJOR - The most prominent constellation of the North hemisphere has been known as the Bear (Gk, Arctos; Lat, Ursa) since the time of Homer. Other names have been the Plough, the Dipper, the Wagon, and Charles's Wain + "According to an ancient magical tradition, the seven phases or lines of evolution were originally presided over by one of the seven stars of Ursa Major" (Kenneth Grant: Cults of the Shadow) + "They dwelt in Yuggoth [Pluto] for a time, and then came to a young planet called Sharhah [Earth], where they established their civilization; but, because of the punishment, they could not go back to the stars. Then the seven seasons of the  fell upon Earth." (Frank Ripel: Shautenerom). 

Wapentake - division of some English counties 

pike - a northern English name for a pointed or peaked summit, or a mountain or hill with a pointed summit + Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn explanatory: 'In this book a number of dialects are used... the ordinary "Pike County" dialect' + pike, line, eel (fishing).

vicious circle - a situation in which action and reaction intensify each other + cicle = shekel - an ancient unit of weight of the Babylonians, a coin of this weitht; coin, money + Vico's cycles.

remains + renews + mew - Of a hawk: To moult, shed, or change (its feathers); also of other birds.

offal - waste parts, especially of a butchered animal; refuse, rubbish

floodlight - a light providing a beam of intense illumination; the illumination so provided

Portobello - city in South America + Portobello bridge, Dublin.

equa docta (l) - learned mare, skilled mare + aequa docta (l) - experienced female friend + aqueduct.

terracotta (pipe)

Persse O'Reilly (his remains)

Aphrodite or Venus (Botecelli painting of Birth of Venus standing on shell)

hard cash - money in the form of coin

Watling street - Roman road running from near London (before 12. c.); street in the city of London (16. - 17. c.), the principal street for draper’s shops + Wall Street + Ulysses 10.773: 'Watling street... visitor's waitingroom' (the visitor's waiting room of the Guinness Brewery is on the corner of James's Street and Walting Street, which runs north to the Liffey.) + Poetically the 'Milky Way' has been called the 'Watling Street of the sky'.

Giant Ivy flourishes in Glenasmole (Finn's hunting ground)

younker - a young man, child + Tír na nÓg - timeless Land of Youth, where Oisín (Ossian) was lured away by a fairy princess, having survived the destruction of his comrades (Fenians) at the Battle of Gabhra. Ossian spent 300 years there, returned to Ireland on his white horse, and aged as soon as his feet touched the ground.

apostolos (gr) - envoy, messenger, apostle; fleet ready to sail + polos (gr) - axis, pivot, thing on which anything turns + -opolos (gr) - son of (surname ending).

gale - a wind of considerable strength; a state of excitement or hilarity

gall - bitterness of spirit, asperity, rancour; filth, impurity + J.H. Todd, ed.: The War of the Gaedhil with the Gaill (1869), 79-81: 'They carried away their soft, youthful, bright, matchless girls; their blooming, silkclad young women; and their active, large, and wellformed boys' (Irish plunder of Viking-held Limerick, 968).

matchless - having no match, without an equal, peerless

bosom - to form a bosom + blossom.

blooming - in the bloom of health and beauty, in the prime of youth; flourishing

blot out - to efface, wipe out of existence, sight, or memory; to annihilate, destroy

Harald Fair Hair (Haarfager) (850-933) - first king of Norway, annexed Scottish isles

Olaf the White - first Norse king of Dublin 

endow - to enrich with property; to provide (by bequest or gift) a permanent income

nepos - a grandson, a nephew + {[like a Pharoah or Tristan] he would marry his aunt and produce nephews}

hearken - to apply the ears to hear; to listen, give ear + {listen and keep quiet – put up a screen and you will see him [a movie e.g. Book III.4]}

archbishopic - the jurisdiction of an archbishop + {now an archbishop, now a tradesman [his Everyman resurrections follow the wheel of fortune]}

brook - to possess and enjoy; to endure, bear, tolerate + beck, burn, brook (all synonyms of stream) + Brücke (ger) - bridge.

wath - a ford; a fordable stream

scale - a landing place, port

scarred - bearing scars or traces of wounds

scow - a large flat bottomed boat for transporting sand, gravel or refuse + {[HCE’s Dublin was once] an ancient ford of a brook, where a small boat landed}

rainfall - a fall of rain, the quantity of rain falling in a certain time within a given area + (rainfall in Dublin circa 30" per annum).

melting point - that point of the thermometer which indicates the heat at which any particular solid becomes fluid

bubbling - the process of forming bubbles, rising in bubbles + boiling

tussle - a vigorous or disorderly conflict; a severe struggle, a hard contest

trull - a girl, a lass; a whore (Slang) + Henrik Ibsen: Et Vers (A Verse): 'To live is - war with trolls in the heart's and mind's vault. To write, - that is to hold Doomsday over oneself'.

do oneself justice - to perform something one has to do in a manner worthy of one's abilities + do justice - to pledge in drinking; to do what is just, act justily + {falls at the hands of the soldiers}

eschatology - the department of theological science concerned with 'the four last things: death, judgement, heaven, and hell'.

Henry Humphreys: The Justice of the Peace in Ireland (1890)

Theban - of or belonging to Thebes, ancient capital of Upper Egypt

recense - to make revision of a text + recensor (l) - reviewer, reviser + Theban recension of The Book of the Dead.

bug - insect, fad, craze, hobby + The Book of the Dead contains drawings of Khepera, a self-created beetle-like god, representing Resurrection + The Book of the Dead ch. XXX.B, was often inscribed on, or said over, scarabs.

Dead

King Mark of Cornwall

melken (ger) - milk + melekh (Hebrew) - king + making

murry - merry + murrisch (ger) - surly, morose.

steep - having a sharp inclination; let sit in a liquid to extract a flavor or to cleanse + deep

armour + arbour + amour - affair, a usually secretive or illicit sexual relationship.

fain - glad, rejoiced, well-pleased

furry - resembling fur, fur-like, soft + Furry Glen in Phoenix Park, also called Hawthorn Glen.

show one's nose - to allow oneself to be seen, make an appearence + to show up - to expose (something underneath) + shoe - to put a shoe on, to cover with a shoe.

pimp - to spy on lovers + peeps

pomp - magnificent show, splendid display or celebration

blackguard + 'The king was in his countinghouse, counting out his money, The queen was in the parlour, eating bread and honey, The maid was in the garden, hanging out the clothes, Down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose' (nursery rhyme).

pump gun - a pump action shotgun or rifle

foreteller - one who or that which foretells

rear - to bring (a thing) to or towards a vertical position; to set up, or upright

comether = come hither - coaxing invitation to cows, horses, etc., to coax, wheedle + put the comether on (Slang) - coax, wheedle.

acre - a definite measure of land, originally as much as a yoke of oxen could plough in a day

mile - a measure of area equal to the content of a square with a side one mile in length

stripe - a long narrow tract of land 

Anakreon (gr) - lyric poet, fl. 540 B.C. + eanach (anokh) (gael) - marsh, fen + Krawatte (ger) - necktie + Eliot: The Waste Land 199-201: 'Mrs Porter... They wash their feet in soda water'.

he + whou = how + {he missed Mrs Porter [ALP]}

what + whot = hot.

set - to take a journey + + 'O Mr Porter, Whatever shall I do, I want to go to Birmingham and they're taking me on to Crewe' (song).

Pimpla (gr, l) - place and fountain in Pieria sacred to the Muses + Pimlico Street, Dublin + {Miss Pimp-Loco [Issy]}

overawe - to make submissive by awe or fear, inspire awe in + 'Deutschland, Deutschland über alles' (song).

Edmund + ST EDMUND, KING AND MARTYR - London church, North side of Lombard Street, in the City. Edmund was king of East Anglia, killed by Danes in 870 AD.

Saint Dunstan-in-the-East - London church 

ST PETER-LE-POER - London church, West side of Old Broad Street, demolished ca 1912 + pitre (fr) - clown.

Petrin - highest hill in Prague 

Bart (ger) - beard + Saint Bartholomew the Great - London church.

Saint Bartholomew-by-the-Exchange - London church + (4 churches/historians & ass).

hesten (Danish) - horse + STATUE OF WILLIAM III - The equestrian statue erected in College Green 1 July 1701 was long a symbol of the Protestant Ascendancy, a point of contention between the Orange faction (William was Prince of Orange), for whom it was a rallying point, and Irish nationalists. Before it was finally blown up in 1929, and removed, it was frequently covered with tan and grease, defaced, or partially blown up. Generations of Dubliners commented on the fact that the statue faced the Dame street and Castle, turning its back on TCD. 

troth - faithfulness, good faith, loyalty, honesty (obs.) + trot + street + { he hastens to the girls 'Truth' and 'Wedding-Hand'}

ORANGE - Town and region, South France. The title was inherited by William the Silent, 1st prince of Orange-Nassau, and founder of the Dutch Republic. 

Nassau - German duchy until 1866. William the Silent, founder of the Dutch Republic, inherited the title of Nassau-Dillenburg from his father, of Orange-Chalons from his cousin, was 1st prince of Orange-Nassau + Orange Nassau - Dutch Royal family + Nassau Street, Dublin, runs south of Trinity College. 

Bowlbeggar Bill-the-Bustonly - as Mr Mink says, a legless criminal of Stoneybatter who used his powerful arms to propel himself in an iron bowl and to strangle and rob passersby + bull beggar (Slang) - someone who scares children. 

brow - a steep hill or slope

hazel wood - a wood or thicket of hazel bushes + Drom-Choll-Coil - old Irish name of Dublin, means 'the brow of hazel wood'.

Dublin's name derives from Irish dubh linn: black pool

BULLOCK CASTLE - One of 7 castles in Dalkey, South-East of Dublin. The name is a corruption of its earlier Danish name, Blowick

artesian well - well made in Artois in the 18th cent., in which a perpendicular boring into a synclinal fold or basin of the strata produces a constant supply of water rising spontaneously to the surface of the ground. By extension applied to water obtainable by artesian boring.

The name of the Phoenix Park is derived from a misunderstanding by English speakers of fionn uisge, Irish "clear water," a spring in the park. The transliteration Feenisk was corrupted to "Phoenix," and the mistake is commemorated by the stately bird atop the Phoenix Pillar.

handwriting - writing with the hand, manuscript

face wall - a wall built to sustain the face of a natural bank of earth; the front wall (of a building) + (writing on wall at Belshazzar's feast).

conchoid - Geom. A plane curve of the fourth order invented by Nicomedes + siphono- - tube, pipe + -stomata - mouth, opening +  kryptokonchoeidesiphonostomata (gr) - hidden-shell-like-tube-mouths + Charles Collette: Cryptoconchoidsyphonostomata (a patter-farce given at Theatre Royal, Dublin; literally 'hidden shell-like tube-mouths').

Hellespontos (gr) - Sea of Helle (legendary girl drowned there): strait between Europe and Asia, the Dardanelles + Hero (gr) - priestess beloved by Leander who repeatedly swam to her accross the Hellespont, but at length drowned + heros (gr) - a hero + Herospontos (gr) - Sea of Hero; Sea of Heroes.

ylde = isle + Abdul Hamid II, Sultan from 1876, centralized all government functions in the Yibdiz Kiosk, a palace on the heights above the suburb of Beshiktash, and in fear of assassination withdrew behind its fortifications after the 1895 massacres + oldest

Glasnevin (Dublin cemetery) sounds like Irish 'Glaisin Aoibhinn', which means 'pleasant little field' (spurious etymology) 

kiosk - an open pavilion or summerhouse of light construction, often supported by pillars and surrounded with a balustrade; common in Turkey and Persia, and imitated in gardens and parks in Western Europe.

youngest + angustus (l) - narrow, close.

hostel - a public house, inn

Ireland, island of saints and scholars

night light - the light which burns or shines during the night

Daniel O'Connell killed D'Esterre in duel on the Fifteen Acres, Phoenix Park (Ulysses.6.249: 'hugecloaked Liberator's form').

deck - cover, dress, to adorn + a white horse is a symbol of William III, painted on walls by loyalists.

rudder - a broad, flat piece or framework of wood or metal, attached vertically to the sternpost of a boat or ship in such a way that it can be employed in steering it + Budge: The Book of the Dead ch. CXXII: (naming parts of the deceased's boat) '"Evil is it" is the name of the rudder'. 

mairie - (fr. mayor) a town hall (in France) + 'Amerikay' (James Joyce: A Portrait II).

quai - a public way constructed on the quay, spec. such a street on either band of the Seine in Paris

sons

Hun - one of an Asiatic race of warlike nomads, who invaded Europe c a.d. 375, and in the middle of the 5th c., under their famous king Attila (styled Flagellum Dei, the scourge of God), overran and ravaged a great part of this continent.

dartars - a disease of sheep + daugthers

Tartar - a native inhabitant of the region of Central Asia extending eastward from the Caspian Sea, and formerly known as Independent and Chinese Tartary. First known in the West as applied to the mingled host of Mongols, Tartars, Turks, etc., which under the leadership of Jenghiz Khan (1202-1227) overran and devastated much of Asia and Eastern Europe.

repulse - to drive or beat back (an assailant); to repel by force of arms

oston (gr) - bone + Osten (ger) - East + Ton (ger) - sound, tone + Adams and Liberty (song): 'For unmoved at its portals would Washington stand, And repulse with his breast the assaults of the thunder; Of its scabbard would leap, His sword from the sleep, And conduct, with its point, every flash to the deep!'

falchion - to cut with a falchion (a broad sword), use a falchion upon + fashioned.

downs - 3d. sing of down

locative - pertaining to location

vehicule = vehicle

organization

circulation + celi- - belly, abdomen + caelicola (l) - dweller in heaven, deity.

Eblana - name of Dublin used by Ptolemy

Hewitt - name used by Robert Emmet

castèllo (it) - castle + Howth Castle.

equerry - an officer in the service of a royal or other exalted personage, charged with the care of the horses

delighted

outing - the action of going out

look forward - to look ahead, to look expectantly towards the future or to a coming event

rhodon (gr) - rose + rhododendrons (on Howth Head).

doldrums - a condition of dullness or drowsiness; dumps, low spirits, depression + Dundrum, district of Dublin.

luminiferous - producing or transmitting light + legumen - the fruit, or the edible portion of a leguminous plant, e.g. beans, peas, pulse. 

Balfe: The Bohemian Girlsong: 'When other lips and other hearts... Then you'll remember me' + {when he is old he’ll resemble his spouse ALP}

clipping - a press cutting 

void - to clear

buttress - a brick or stone structure built against another structure to support it

stave - the system of five horizontal lines on which the musical notes are written + {the night train whistle sings his name, a song written by birds on a stave of wires}

wire - a metal conductor that carries electricity over a distance + James Joyce: A Portrait II: 'He was travelling with his father by the night mail to Cork... the insistent rhythm of the train; and silently, at intervals of four seconds, the telegraph-poles held the galloping notes of the music between punctual bars'.

crawl - to be all 'alive' with crawling things + (he is an insect).

lice - pl. of louse

swarm with - to be crowded or thronged with; to contain swarms or great numbers of

maggots + sagart (Anglo-Irish) - priest.

mosque - a Muslim temple or place of worship + quiet as a mouse - very quiet.

synagogue - a building or place of meeting for Jewish worship and religious instruction

Dilmun - Sumerian garden of Paradise (on eastern shore of Persian Gulf), in which Tree of Life is date palm [.09-.11] 

palmy - notably flourishing or prosperous + palmy days - triumphant, flourishing days.

crack a nut - to puzzle out, make out, solve + {after his head was cracked [Humpty Dumpty/Joyce’s skull cracked as a child]}

suck up - to swallow up

applaud + laut (Malay) - sea + Arthur's companions: Sugyn, who could suck up seas; Gillia, chief Irish leaper; and Gwevyl, who could let one lip drop below his belt and turn the other on to his head.

cushla ma chree = cuislin a chroidhe (Irish) - little pulse of my heart (endearment) + Thomas Moore: Irish Melodiessong: Come o'er the Sea [air: Cuishlih ma Chree] + {with one girl on his lap and another on his knee}.

porter - one who has charge of a door or gate; a kind of beer, of a dark brown colour and bitterish taste, brewed from malt partly charred or browned by drying at a high temperature + Glewlwyd of the Mighty Grasp - Arthur's gateman in The Mabinogion.

baxter - baker

boon - a benefit enjoyed, blessing, advantage

broadwife - a female slave + Broadway + white bread.

bound - to spring upwards, leap; to advance with leaps or springs + The Mabinogion: Culhwch and Olwen: 'Thou shalt receive the boon... as far as wind dries, as far as rain wets, as far as sun runs, as far as sea stretches'.

exalt - to raise or set up on high; to lift up, elevate; to elate with pride, joy, etc. 

assemble - to put together

delude - to befool the mind or judgement of, so as to cause what is false to be accepted as true

disgusted

ostrov (Russian) - island

Mare Inferus - Tuscan Sea, west of Italy + inferno.

mabbul (Hebrew) - flood

flure = floor - to bring to the floor or ground; to overcome in any way; to beat, defeat + flew.

Moyle - sea between Ireland and Scotland

fatlike - resembling fat

tallow - the fat or adipose tissue of an animal + a long Sumerian poem on Paradise: 'It shall be the ninth day in her ninth month, month of the period of woman. Like fat, like fat, like tallow'.

grease - the melted or rendered fat of animals + gracefulness.

yea - yes, more than this, not only so but; affirmation, assent

dripping - that drips

scorbutic - 'one affected with scurvy' + a long Sumerian poem on Paradise: 'None said, "O disease of the eyes, thou art disease of the eyes". None said, "O headache, thou art headache". None said to an old woman, "Thou art an old woman". None said to an old man, "Thou art an old man".' + (Bruno takes a page and nearly a hundred examples to say he calls things by their right name: 'calls bread bread, wine wine, head head, foot foot' etc.)

URU - Sumerian ideogram for 'city' + a long Sumerian poem on Paradise: 'Thou hast founded a city, thou hast founded a city, to which thou hast assigned its fate. Dilmun the city thou hast founded, thou hast founded a city to which thou hast assigned its fate'.

raaf, raven (Dutch) - raven, ravens + Ulysses.15.3948: 'An eagle gules volant in field argent displayed' + (pirate boats of Dublin Danes had raven flags).

volant - represented as flying, having the wings expanded as if in flight + gueulant (fr) - bawling + gule - In heraldry, gules is the tincture with the colour red, and belongs to the class of dark tinctures called "colours".

fjeld - a barren plateau of the Scandinavian upland + fjell (Norwegian) - mountain + field.

dubh (duv) (gael) - black + duif, duiven (Dutch) - dove, doves.

halo - an indication of radiant light drawn around the head of a saint, aura + No man is a hero to his valet (proverb).

varlet - in medieval times a youth acting as a knight's attendant as the first stage in training for knighthood + *S*.

*K* + peacock + son of a seacook (abusive slang phrase)

haycock - a small rounded pile of hay

emmet - ant + Emmet, Robert (1778-1803) - Irish rebel hero, hung. 

boar + [Forum] Boarium (l) - cattlemarket at Rome + boaro (it) - cowherd.

taurus (l) = tauros (gr) - bull

ostrich + Österreich (ger) - Austria.

mangy - having the mange; squalid, poverty-stricken, shabby + mongoose.

skunk - a North American animal of the weasel kind, Mephitis mephitica, noted for emitting a very offensive odour when attacked or killed; a contemptible ill mannered person.

nettle - a herb of the genus Urtica, which is covered with stinging, mildly poisonous hairs, causing an instant rash + on nettles - in fidgets, excited.

rashness - the quality of being rash, inconsiderate haste or boldness + FDV: brewed pressed the beer of sapientia ale age out of the nettles of rashness,

coq - cock (chicken) + attributed to Henri IV of France: 'I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every Sunday' + FDV: put a roof on the house lodge for God Hymn and a cog in the his pot for homo,

pro homine (l) - for man, for a person + prohomo (l) - vice-man, one who stands in place of a person + {he built the roofs of churches, and made sure people had food}

dapifer (l) - feast-bearer: waiter at table

panis et circensus (l) - bread and circus contests + pancircumcensor (gr) - all-a